I suspect Andy might be a little bit crazy. But I'm not sure, because I don't really know him that well. Think about it though: What DOES he do on those hikes up into the mountains? Hmmm...

Prediction time! Andy C.N. will find himself living in a decent sized apartment surrounded by pink flower loving women neighbours who bake him cassaroles of green beans and pinto beans endlessly, which he will find nutritious. Having no children, pets, or duct tape, he'll find himself free for the attachment that lays in this future. During a preliminary interview with a now unknown, a small chemcial movement in his brain will move him toward an untoward line of questioning...a strange rasping if you will. These questions will draw answers, like candy brings children to a dark dodge van, and these answers will hold truths, and these truths will be something about 'investments', and then we all go visit Andy in Columbia and live happily ever after. Fin.