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One hell of a great lady.

WANGO TANGO BITCH!!!! WANGO FUCKING TANGO!!!

Don't call 'em Dames...Ya know, Broads hate that.

Yo, like this chick is gonna kick yer ass ok? Like she acts all badass all the time but i figure it's just a mask for the real soft-as-concrete heart that lies underneath that silky-swank exterior.

A guy with some bitchin' tats and a motorbike could have a real chance at somethin' special here. We're talkin' once in a lifetime opportunity, you dig?
Don't blow it folks.

Me, i'm gonna take the slow, gentle, i-might-as-well-be-gay kind of approach. Ya know, try and woo her with flowers and chocolates, maybe throw in a dirty carburetor for good luck.
Did i mention how hot she looks in lipstick and heels while she's power-sanding a floor?

Gawd help us all.