Myrrhia is my sweetheart, my best friend, my confidante, my muse, my most frequent stimulus, and a breathtaking stimulant. Her smile alone can brighten my whole day. We, her friends, are so very lucky to have her in our lives.

myrrhia has more energy than a nuclear powerplant inside a super-nova, she has more vibe than all the PLURing raver puddles in the universe and she has more skillz and kicks more ass than jet li on super-crack. that said myrrhia also is more fun than a barrel full of robot monkeys set on hilarious and at least as smart as the hybrid being sir carl hawkingstein on brain steroids. oh, and she's faster than a speeding bullet and more powerful than a locomotive too, however X-ray vision capabilities are still unknown. all this can be summed up by the simple statement: myrrhia rulez, bi-atch!

You are my favorite deathball EVER, freak!