...they were fighting in the street on Saturday night outside the Original White Hart Pub and Hotel in Ringwood Hampshire. The solo act some "Yank" named Norbert was doing his best to carry on singing ignoring the ignorant, inebreiated, unwashed and uninitiated 18 to 30 year old locals. The crowds of mostly men seemed a bit coarse, albeit some of the "birds" were rougher than a bag of chisels and could probably bench press me into my PA speakers while stealing my Spanish boots from off my fee... read more

Monsters in the East, Devils in the West, Allah's sucking on the Virgin Mary's breast, little Georgie Bush thinks he knows what's best just fillin' us with fear, I'm going south, man I'm gonna disappear...