Male

20

Timm Sparks is my actual name, not a made up myspace name.

I'm the singer for a thrash band, Unmen, and the guitarist for Lock in a Sock/Bart's Nightmare. I love to play shows for homeless, drunk people, kids who don't get it, and kids who are easily offended.

I love music and finding new music

I like to draw so if you want a picture let me know i shall draw you one. I also draw a comic i guess. bolgiathegreat.blogspot.com

I like to joke alot. I like telling jokes that no one gets. I feed off of the awkward silence. Usually when i joke its because i think its funny and i could give a shit if other people laugh at it. I like to hear "thats not cool, man". I also like to kill jokes; my friends tell me "if the joke is to turn your friend's tv around facing the wall when they leave the room, Timm would turn the tv around, throw it out the window, bring it back inside, and turn it around again."

Apparently, I'm self absorbed

If you talk to me about philosophical, mind-blowing shit, prepare to have the conversation all night. Shrooms destroyed my "no way" filter. Same goes for conspiracy theories and politics...and yes i didn't vote.

I love hanging out with my friends(The Legion of Drunks). I love teleporting to random parties in a drunken haze and being the loudest people there. Same with shows. If you need to find us we're the dudes singing the theme from New York, New York about to throw up on ourselves or fight some kid with a Morrisey shirt.

I like drugs. Weed kind of bores me to tears though (some exceptions).

I smell bad and dont like to work.

I hate people to no end. People are fucking stupid and need to get over themselves.