oh, jamesie.

you are the BEST bruddah from a different muddah.

Engrish translation:
Guaranteed for fresh taste and dericious satisfaction of mouth and head, mr. big wee guy coordinate of sound and movement with satisfying delight of loud plenty. Fashion of black and twist with lime make looking refreshing and poke fun at hole and games making laugh. With mind coming of great mysterious thing he find great in progress in world of. Thinking hot and design with morning weiner and spectacles lead to experience of extra earth fratitude with fun of creation of him. Do the Jamesie!

i fucking LOVE you.

jamesy is so rad that even if some alien bit his face off i would still skull fuck what's left of his cranium.

wisdom from the buddha seeps through
a trickle becomes a flood
as the saint bows to the master

enlightenment is a journey
jamsie is a great road trip bud
blossoming with a fragrance unmatched

I miss mah leetle wee. He is the wee-est wee of all the wees in the land. Once, I had plenty of wee. I had wee in the morning, wee in the evening, wee at tea time, wee at pee time. Now wee is in a far off land. But I will never forget how much I love mah leetle wee. Long live da wee!

and i think he's hot! but don't tell my dad or else he'll have kick jamesey's ass.....