As a child, the Dread Pirate Zeb and her pint-sized minions ran rampant over small island nations, severely traumatizing the natives (it’s true – I’ve seen pictures!).

She is fierce and loyal, definitely someone you want to have watching your back in a tight spot.

Zeb is a pirate extraordinaire, a good neighbor (even if she does yell at me for sailing my ship in the hallway) and a wonderful friend. She does have a bad habit of feeding strays, with the end result being that I eat dinner at her house quite often.

She also dresses better than you.

Just don’t piss her off.