Satan's bad kid

Missy Church is a very interesting and unique person. Despite our both being agnostic if not atheistic, it's quite remarkable that we met at confession (this is the truth).

When I first visited her fine flat I was blown away!! She has tons of groovy artifacts spanning her life and her interactions with others. HER HOUSE IS A FREAKING XLNT MUSEUM...forget SFMOMA, go to Missy's house if you want to see an interesting exhibit.

Ok...what she did was that she converted me to a collector. I've been keeping journals for years, but never collected evidence and artifacts.

On June 13th, 2005 I collected my first artifact for insertion in my journal. The artifact was a tiny used ziplock bag that previously contained some sort of crank, coke, or other white powdery substance. I collected the item near Hayes and Octavia on the sidewalk. The approximate location was Northeast of the David Best temple commemorating the removal of a freeway. The bag was small enough to staple right inside my journal. For the record I did not sample the contents of the bag, but I'll bet it wasn't sugar.

Since Missy converted me, I've collected several artifacts...a shiny cloth leaf from a party, a feather from a river bank, a piece of a sticky note containing a password...Missy Church has greatly enhanced my journaling (and home decorating) experience!

Thanks Missy...you are my sweet Tulipe Noire!

Ms. Miss or Missy
all you need to know
is that she will go
where no one has gone before

Zoolander 150 times
fairy wings on bridesmaids
Chi Chi dogs that look like bats

she runs through the grass
of your mind
like summer sunshine
and makes you feel
like a puffy cloud floating
in a blue blue sky