Ya know how they always say, "beware the quiet types?" Yuup Brendon is one of those. Still waters run deep is another appropo saying for him. He's really quite mad in a creative sort of ubergeek fashion. I suspect there's a devious little gnome in there somewhere. After all, anyone who openly associates with Daleks, and is NOT a timelord, shouldn't be trusted. Despite all this, I am truly glad to call him a friend. He's an honorable guy, and I am the better for knowing him.

Brendon is my favorite married boyfriend. I've tried to convince him to ditch the wife and kids, but no doing--the guys got too much integrity. Perhaps if I recited Scarlett's tempting words to Ashley? "Escape?...Oh, Ashley (I mean Brendon), let's run away. We'll go to Mexico. They want officers in the Mexican army, we could be so happy there. Ashley (opps, Brendon) I'd work for you, I'd do anything for you. You know you don't love (insert his wife's name here). Can you honestly say you don't love me? It's a lie!" But no dice. Ashley doesn't fall for it either. And Scarlett's pretty hot and manipulative too, so what chance have I got? <sigh> I guess it's to plan B. I'll have to find a Rhett.

Ah well. At least I can torment him at faire. He'll be Vernon's pet wolf "Wolfie" and she'll have the power to make him do her bidding. That should please her greatly...

And Brendon's pretty handy to have around when you get all dressed up because he usually wears clothing with lots of pockets so you don't have to lug around a purse. He doesn't complain too much when I ask him to carry my lipstick, foundation, eyeliner, keys, cash, and credit cards--just don't get too close to him when you're spraying glitter, or you'll never hear the end of his dry-cleaning drama ;-P'

But overall, Brendon's a good guy to have around. He's a sweet fella and takes my laughing at his expense very well. I'm proud to call him friend. AND he actually remembers stuff I write to him in our lengthy e-mails. Plus he's really good with a sword 'cuz he's got that hero complex thing--and you never know when you'll need a good swordman...