If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, and drycleaners depressed?

Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them, but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?

Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?

Any suggestions? I have a friend coming to town would like not to take her to live....

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This was from an actual website for a moment I found it quite amusing then I actually thought about it. I have found myself disconnected and surfing the web quite a lot lately looking for something …. What I really couldn’t say but this seemed to sum up in three lines the emptiness that permeates my very existence of late.
Here I am feeling alone, lost with no direction in sight and instead of seeking out human contact I sit isolated at my computer looking for relevance and meaning in a chaotic and uninterested world where Enlightenment can be found baked on paper in a cookie. Seems where ever I look stores, TV, magazines I am sadly lacking “IT” and though I purchase the right car, clothes, music, books, shampoo & conditioner I cannot seem to purchase that shinny something new to fill the empty place where my soul used to reside … So If you’re interested ……

A respect for the rights of other people to determine their forms of government and their economy will not weaken our democracy. It will inevitably strengthen it. One of the first things we must get rid of is the idea that democracy is tantamount to capitalism. (1963)

Once more we are in a period of uncertainty, of danger, in which not only our own safety but that of all mankind is threatened. Once more we need the qualities that inspired the development of the democratic way of life. We need imagination and integrity, courage and a high heart. We need to fan the spark of conviction, which may again inspire the world as we did with our new idea of the dignity and worth of free men. But first we must learn to cast out fear. People who`view with alarm’ never build anything. (1963)

Our trouble is that we do not demand enough of the people who represent us. We are responsible for their activities. . . we must spur them to more imagination and enterprise in making a push into the unknown; we must make clear that we intend to have responsible and courageous leadership. (1963)