Hossannah DelaPena Asunicon is the kindest, most wonderful person I have ever met. And I mean ever, as in all of my past lives as well. Like that time I was Cleopatra, ruler of Egypt, or I was Yves the Dirty, a 17th century French brigand.

I did meet some pretty cool people that time I was abducted by the Visitors, but none hold a candle to Hoss. She's charming, witty and brutal all rolled up into one! Just make sure not to incur the wrath of the Sacred Virgin, or beat-downs will be liberally dispensed.