joined on 12/11/05
last updated 09/10/07
July 21, 2006
My beloved Madame B is a fascinating blend of many admirable traits.
Her rapier wit will sting you, while her brilliant smile bedazzles and soothes.
She has an easy laugh that reminds you what its like to know joy.
Her beauty is only eclipsed by her grace and poise.
She is wickedly clever, and a strong swimmer in deep mental waters.
She is a perfect balance of strength, compassion, and class.
She is my dusky hued she-devil and true companion.
Madame Bovary is the best person I know.
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HELP ME, I'M STUCK IN MY OWN HEAD!
Because it's a weekend, and we have nothing better to do on a Sunday evening, obviously, here's a list of all the names for vagina for your snatchy enjoyment!!
vagina, pussy, bearded clam, vertical smile, beaver, cunt, trim, hair pie, bearded ax wound, tuna taco, fur burger, cooch, cooter, punani, snatch, twat, lovebox, box, poontang, cookie, fuckhole, love canal, flower, nana, pink taco, cat, catcher's mitt, muff, roast beef curtains, the cum dump, chocha, black hole, sperm sucker, fish s...
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Mon, August 7, 2006 - 5:49 PM
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Hundreds expected to come to Masturbate-a-thon
Fri Aug 4, 11:34 AM ET
LONDON (Reuters) - Hundreds of Britons are being urged to attend what is being branded as Europe's first "Masturbate-a-thon", a leading reproductive healthcare charity said on Friday.
Marie Stopes International, which is hosting the event with HIV/ AIDS charity the Terrence Higgins Trust, said it expected up to 200 people to attend the sponsored masturbation session in Clerkenwell, central London, on...
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Ok. My Tribe friend Enrika has inspired me to post my weird dreams in a blog.
I dreamt this morning that my STBX (soon-to-be-ex, for future reference) husband was sporting a yellow fishnet body suit with pasties for his nipples that looked like giant googly-eyes. He was flaunting it, and I asked him where he got such a thing. He mumbled "Kiesha." I enquired further, to find that Kiesha was a girl he'd gone on two dates with (in the dream that is). In a huff, ruffled by the strangen...
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FINALLY! Yesterday two offers were made on my house after 160 grueling days on the market! And this morning I accepted the top bidder.
So, as if life wasn't already exciting and unpredictable enough the past 8 months, now I will be packing and moving from the house in 30 days, attempting to find short-term housing to rent for myself and my sweet golden retriever for 3 months before moving to California in November, AND spending the next two months closing my store and selling off our i...
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