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Kim

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joined on 03/19/07
last updated 11/02/11
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Ah, do not say you agree with me!

Whenever people say they agree with me, I always feel I must be wrong. -- Oscar Wilde

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Wanna be my friend?

Hi, cyber-sex fans! Sorry, but I'm just plain not interested in chatting or camming or what-the-fuck ever. It doesn't work for me, not at all. Thanks for your interest, but no thanks.

(WHY WAS MY FRIEND REQUEST JUST IGNORED? see below*)

Great. I love having friends, even (or especially!) imaginary ones.

But I keep some things a bit private, and make them accessible to people who are on my friends list here.

So I like to know the people I add to my friends list. I tend to be more positive about accepting invitations if we've interacted, exhanged messages, or if I've seen you posting in tribes I frequent. If none of those things apply, I may put your invitation "on hold" until I feel I've gotten to know you better. That doesn't mean I feel "un-friendly," and you shouldn't take it as a rejection. Thanks for being interested, and taking the time to look at my profile (and this message)


Cheers!

*WHY WAS MY FRIEND REQUEST JUST IGNORED? Probably because you didn't read the above. Probably because in addition to not reading the above, you didn't have anything to say to me in your invitation, or you said something like YO or WHASSUP? Possibly because you have only cute/hot women on your friends list, and I wouldn't fit in. Doesn't matter, 'cause you already have 168 hotties and you won't miss me even for a minute. Maybe because in addition to the above you live more that 20 miles away and I can't even fantasize about getting any off you. Maybe I was just grumpy and didn't feel like being bothered, like this morning.

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Just another polyamorous pansexual slut of ambiguous gender and "a certain age." When I was younger, I'd explain my sexual orientation with a quote from James Dean: "Why go through life with one hand tied behind your back?" Now I just say "No reasonable offer refused."

"Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up, messed up, muddled up world."
----"Lola" by The Kinks
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I ain't as good as I once was

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"The Adventures of Kid Peru" Part 1 of 3

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Fist Me This Christmas

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"Blowjob: Priceless" spoof (not porn)

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The Kim Chronicle

Just posted a pic of this year's ofrenda (altar). You can see a larger (more detailed) version by looking in my photo section.

Brian, Linda, Ray, Joey, Tina, Jack; so many lovers and so many others.
Wed, November 2, 2011 - 1:37 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
It's a fookin' good damn flick!
Sun, August 14, 2011 - 12:10 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
"Take the shrinkwrap off that stuff we just got at the drugstore. Both of them." My. It is Valentine's Day eve, after all. "Get me a towel, take off your pants, and get on the bed. On your back. Then put your legs in the air." My heart was beating faster, as memories of similar scenes came flooding back.

The whole truth is that the stuff we bought at the drugstore was skin lotion and anti-itch cream. She was helping me to deal with the dry and extremely itchy skin on my lower legs. Very ... read more
Sun, February 13, 2011 - 8:55 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
This is the Al-Masalla Obelisk. It stands today where it was erected, in the Egyptian city of Heliopolis, more than 4,000 years ago.

Think about the things you see every day. Think about the buildings and monuments and artifacts of the USA. Would you care to bet that any of those things will still be around in 4,000 years?
Thu, February 3, 2011 - 4:45 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
You don't need to know a word of Shakespeare or ever seen a production of any of his works.

This is a fantastic, engaging movie that will at the very least amaze and entertain you for a couple of hours. Even though the play which is it's source was written 400 years ago (1610-1611), you'll find many of the other flicks in the theaters to be far and away more stale and moldy.

Just about every critic has taken some snotty dig at it. Just about every critic has his head up his ass.

E... read more
Mon, December 27, 2010 - 1:45 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
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Ex Cathedra

Dia de los Muertos 2011 (blog entry) Just posted a pic of this year's ofrenda (altar). You can see a larger (more detailed) version by looking in my photo section.

Brian, Linda, Ray, Joey, Tina, Jack; so many lovers and so many others.
blog entry posted Wed, November 2, 2011 - 1:37 AM permalink - 0 comments
Go see "The Guard." (blog entry) It's a fookin' good damn flick!
blog entry posted Sun, August 14, 2011 - 12:10 AM permalink - 0 comments
"Get yourself into the bedroom, now," she said. (blog entry) "Take the shrinkwrap off that stuff we just got at the drugstore. Both of them." My. It is Valentine's Day eve, after all. "Get me a towel, take off your pants, and get on the bed. On your back. Then put your legs in the air." My heart was beating... read more
blog entry posted Sun, February 13, 2011 - 8:55 PM permalink - 0 comments
A tiny bit of perspective. (blog entry) This is the Al-Masalla Obelisk. It stands today where it was erected, in the Egyptian city of Heliopolis, more than 4,000 years ago.

Think about the things you see every day. Think about the buildings and monuments and artifacts of the USA. Wou... read more
blog entry posted Thu, February 3, 2011 - 4:45 AM permalink - 0 comments
Go see "The Tempest" -- Starring Helen Mirren, directed by Julie Taymor (blog entry) You don't need to know a word of Shakespeare or ever seen a production of any of his works.

This is a fantastic, engaging movie that will at the very least amaze and entertain you for a couple of hours. Even though the play which is it's sourc... read more
blog entry posted Mon, December 27, 2010 - 1:45 AM permalink - 0 comments
Naked Abalone Nightmare (blog entry) (Click on the image to see it larger)

The short version: I'm not sleeping very well a lot of the time. I'm taking a fair quantity of pain meds at night. (No, I'm not asking for help or advice on those matters.) Sometimes I'll read, but sometime... read more
blog entry posted Mon, September 13, 2010 - 12:20 PM permalink - 0 comments
"'Tis better to have loved and lost..." (blog entry) Well, not exactly "loved," but you know what I mean. Actually, sadly, he seemed to be among the most eligible among recent candidates for the "ongoing FWB" vacancy on my dance card. We actually communicated well, and he made me feel quite comforta... read more
blog entry posted Mon, August 2, 2010 - 3:06 AM permalink - 1 comment
Darn, I forgot a holiday observation! A little gratuitous blashpemy. (blog entry) Can you fucking BE-lieve that Ireland has actually made it illegal for you to say you think religion is bullshit? And guess who was right in there supporting the law and further discrediting the environmental movement: the Green Party! Yes, the sa... read more
blog entry posted Sun, January 10, 2010 - 11:07 AM permalink - 0 comments
Let's not just be negative. (blog entry) Yes, I positively HATE religion in general and the catholic church in particular. Ooops, that's not positive, is it?

You maybe have vaguely heard about this shit new flick that's nothing but 158 minutes of disaster porn that's supposed to be "... read more
blog entry posted Sun, November 22, 2009 - 9:40 AM permalink - 0 comments
"Twenty years of schoolin' & they put ya on the day shift." (blog entry) Little Bobbie Dylan sang that, back in the "good old days."

Today, of course, there's no day shift and you're competing for a 15 hour week at Starbucks against a gothed-out little chickie whose main qualification is that she was hanging around ... read more
blog entry posted Fri, October 16, 2009 - 12:16 PM permalink - 0 comments
Not Exactly Wu Li (blog entry) "Before enlightenment chop wood and carry water.
After enlightenment, chop wood and carry water."
-- Wu Li

In this case, it was more like "After enlightenment, hang with a famous composer and go out to your chauffeured Lincoln waiting parked ... read more
blog entry posted Sun, April 12, 2009 - 7:36 PM permalink - 2 comments
Anyone for tennis? (Maybe there *is* a God.) (blog entry) Originally, I picked this photo to accompany the Eric Clapton lyric in the next post below, but decided to post it here as a bow to the unquestionable presence of beauty and grace and divinity in this world.
blog entry posted Sun, April 12, 2009 - 1:49 PM permalink - 3 comments
No slack for other cults, sorry. (Happy Easter #6) (blog entry) Don't matter none to me if'n your cult comes from the Himalayas or the banks of the Ganges. If it makes people be kinder and behave better and helps liberate folks from poverty and oppression, fine, but can't you just do those things 'cause they'r... read more
blog entry posted Sun, April 12, 2009 - 1:23 PM permalink - 0 comments
R.I.P. Sandra Cantu (Happy Easter #5) (blog entry) The human tragedy of this young woman's murder can scarcely be fathomed. It's sad to see the good Jesus-lovin' God fearin' trailer-park dwelling folks in her community try to cope with the fact that none of their religious hooey means a damn thing... read more
blog entry posted Sun, April 12, 2009 - 12:17 PM permalink - 0 comments
Fear the Rainbow (Happy Easter #4) (blog entry) Fear the rainbow!
A storm is gathering. Are you afraid, Christian? Are you afraid *enough*?

By Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist
Friday, April 10, 2009

My favorite part has got to be the lightning.

The fake lightning, that is, flashing ju... read more
blog entry posted Sun, April 12, 2009 - 12:08 PM permalink - 0 comments
The Pope on Condoms (Happy Easter #3) (blog entry) www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi

Pope, extra ribbed
Benedict says condoms make AIDS worse. God recoils in shame

By Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist
Friday, April 3, 2009
What sort of wretched deit... read more
blog entry posted Sun, April 12, 2009 - 12:02 PM permalink - 0 comments
"Crucifixion" (Happy Easter #2) (blog entry) web.cecs.pdx.edu/~trent/oc...ixion.html


Crucifixion

By Phil Ochs


Em D
And the night comes again to the circle studded sky
G B... read more
blog entry posted Sun, April 12, 2009 - 11:52 AM permalink - 0 comments
Stand Up For Judas (Happy Easter, #1) (blog entry) Here are the lyrics to a lovely old Irish Ballad. I strongly urge you to download the recording from Amazon (come, on, spend a buck) and hear the lovely anger and loathing for this bloody sham of a religion.

www.amazon.com/Stand-Up-For-J... read more
blog entry posted Sun, April 12, 2009 - 11:43 AM permalink - 0 comments
Wanted to check in here last night, and of course "Tribe Was Down." (blog entry) So I'm not sure whether anyone is still on here, but I'll post a couple of things appropriate to the day and look around for other signs of other life.
blog entry posted Sun, April 12, 2009 - 11:18 AM permalink - 0 comments
Didja change your clocks? (blog entry) A less-and-less relevant question. I only have a couple of clocks that aren't either hooked up to the net or don't otherwise set themselves automatically.

Unfortunately, the clock that tells me when it's time to pee seems to be pretty independ... read more
blog entry posted Sun, March 8, 2009 - 7:10 AM permalink - 0 comments
Doing lots of photography... (blog entry) ... my sweetie gave me a very nice digital camera at x-mas. I've been pretty skeptical about digital photography, but have been having a bunch of fun with it. Of course, I've dug out some prints I made from my 8 x 10 camera, and some slides I shot... read more
blog entry posted Sat, January 31, 2009 - 4:16 AM permalink - 0 comments
Shit fuck piss cunt crap cock scumbag motherfuckers. (blog entry) There are thieving dirtballs in our neighborhood who have been stealing plants from our garden.

It would be bad enough if they stole the little petunias in 4" pots, or the iceland poppies in 8" pots, or the little herbs (sorry 420 fans, I'm ta... read more
blog entry posted Tue, January 6, 2009 - 11:20 AM permalink - 0 comments
You don't want to know about this -- the mutilation horror continues. (blog entry) There's nothing you can do, really. But you should know.

I suppose the mere reporting of this story is positive, and the fact that there is resistance and official support for resistance is positive. But still it's horrible and distressing. (P... read more
blog entry posted Sun, December 7, 2008 - 5:58 AM permalink - 0 comments
Kim's Autumn Pasta (blog entry)
OK, all the ingredients are fresh, top-quality, "the real stuff." OK, you can substitute dried herbs for fresh, use a good base instead of stock if you must. While it's pretty damn good without the truffle, but the truffle moves it from lovely a... read more
blog entry posted Fri, December 5, 2008 - 11:40 PM permalink - 0 comments
Rising social inequality, or "neo-feudalism" (blog entry) College May Become Unaffordable for Most in U.S. -- www.nytimes.com/2008/12/03...ollege.html

You see it all over the world, but in the U.S. it's particularly obvious and marked: the gap between the haves and have-nots gets ... read more
blog entry posted Fri, December 5, 2008 - 2:49 AM permalink - 0 comments
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I'm Looking For... fun and frolic

Women With Curves Reborn - new tribe ( community » other ) Sadly, the old Women With Curves tribe has become useless due to a moder... read more
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I Love Anal Sex! ( community » other ) I've just taken over moderating the "I Love Anal Sex" tribe. http://trib... read more
listing posted Tue, July 15, 2008 - 2:35 PM
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