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Kim

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joined on 03/19/07
last updated 11/02/11
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Ah, do not say you agree with me!

Whenever people say they agree with me, I always feel I must be wrong. -- Oscar Wilde

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Wanna be my friend?

Hi, cyber-sex fans! Sorry, but I'm just plain not interested in chatting or camming or what-the-fuck ever. It doesn't work for me, not at all. Thanks for your interest, but no thanks.

(WHY WAS MY FRIEND REQUEST JUST IGNORED? see below*)

Great. I love having friends, even (or especially!) imaginary ones.

But I keep some things a bit private, and make them accessible to people who are on my friends list here.

So I like to know the people I add to my friends list. I tend to be more positive about accepting invitations if we've interacted, exhanged messages, or if I've seen you posting in tribes I frequent. If none of those things apply, I may put your invitation "on hold" until I feel I've gotten to know you better. That doesn't mean I feel "un-friendly," and you shouldn't take it as a rejection. Thanks for being interested, and taking the time to look at my profile (and this message)


Cheers!

*WHY WAS MY FRIEND REQUEST JUST IGNORED? Probably because you didn't read the above. Probably because in addition to not reading the above, you didn't have anything to say to me in your invitation, or you said something like YO or WHASSUP? Possibly because you have only cute/hot women on your friends list, and I wouldn't fit in. Doesn't matter, 'cause you already have 168 hotties and you won't miss me even for a minute. Maybe because in addition to the above you live more that 20 miles away and I can't even fantasize about getting any off you. Maybe I was just grumpy and didn't feel like being bothered, like this morning.

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about me
Just another polyamorous pansexual slut of ambiguous gender and "a certain age." When I was younger, I'd explain my sexual orientation with a quote from James Dean: "Why go through life with one hand tied behind your back?" Now I just say "No reasonable offer refused."

"Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls
It's a mixed up, messed up, muddled up world."
----"Lola" by The Kinks
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I ain't as good as I once was

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"The Adventures of Kid Peru" Part 1 of 3

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Fist Me This Christmas

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"Blowjob: Priceless" spoof (not porn)

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The Kim Chronicle

Just posted a pic of this year's ofrenda (altar). You can see a larger (more detailed) version by looking in my photo section.

Brian, Linda, Ray, Joey, Tina, Jack; so many lovers and so many others.
Wed, November 2, 2011 - 1:37 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
It's a fookin' good damn flick!
Sun, August 14, 2011 - 12:10 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
"Take the shrinkwrap off that stuff we just got at the drugstore. Both of them." My. It is Valentine's Day eve, after all. "Get me a towel, take off your pants, and get on the bed. On your back. Then put your legs in the air." My heart was beating faster, as memories of similar scenes came flooding back.

The whole truth is that the stuff we bought at the drugstore was skin lotion and anti-itch cream. She was helping me to deal with the dry and extremely itchy skin on my lower legs. Very ... read more
Sun, February 13, 2011 - 8:55 PM permalink - 0 comments
 
This is the Al-Masalla Obelisk. It stands today where it was erected, in the Egyptian city of Heliopolis, more than 4,000 years ago.

Think about the things you see every day. Think about the buildings and monuments and artifacts of the USA. Would you care to bet that any of those things will still be around in 4,000 years?
Thu, February 3, 2011 - 4:45 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
You don't need to know a word of Shakespeare or ever seen a production of any of his works.

This is a fantastic, engaging movie that will at the very least amaze and entertain you for a couple of hours. Even though the play which is it's source was written 400 years ago (1610-1611), you'll find many of the other flicks in the theaters to be far and away more stale and moldy.

Just about every critic has taken some snotty dig at it. Just about every critic has his head up his ass.

E... read more
Mon, December 27, 2010 - 1:45 AM permalink - 0 comments
 
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Ex Cathedra

Women With Curves Reborn - new tribe ( community » other ) Sadly, the old Women With Curves tribe has become useless due to a moder... read more
listing posted Sat, July 19, 2008 - 10:20 AM
I Love Anal Sex! ( community » other ) I've just taken over moderating the "I Love Anal Sex" tribe. http://trib... read more
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I'm Looking For... fun and frolic

Women With Curves Reborn - new tribe ( community » other ) Sadly, the old Women With Curves tribe has become useless due to a moder... read more
listing posted Sat, July 19, 2008 - 10:20 AM
I Love Anal Sex! ( community » other ) I've just taken over moderating the "I Love Anal Sex" tribe. http://trib... read more
listing posted Tue, July 15, 2008 - 2:35 PM
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