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Yes, I positively HATE religion in general and the catholic church in particular. Ooops, that's not positive, is it?
Sun, November 22, 2009 - 9:40 AM
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You maybe have vaguely heard about this shit new flick that's nothing but 158 minutes of disaster porn that's supposed to be "based on an ancient Mayan prophecy." Well, no, not even slightly, but maybe it made you think about the Mayan people for a few moments. We don't know much about their ancient civilization because the fucking catholics who went along for the ride ... read more
Little Bobbie Dylan sang that, back in the "good old days."
Fri, October 16, 2009 - 12:16 PM
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Today, of course, there's no day shift and you're competing for a 15 hour week at Starbucks against a gothed-out little chickie whose main qualification is that she was hanging around while her girlfriend's garage band practiced and went on the beer runs. Dylan, need I say, has turned out to be even lamer than our parents said he was at the time and has just released a fucking album of fucking Christmas music. Gaaaag hack huuualp ... read more
"Before enlightenment chop wood and carry water.
Sun, April 12, 2009 - 7:36 PM
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After enlightenment, chop wood and carry water." -- Wu Li In this case, it was more like "After enlightenment, hang with a famous composer and go out to your chauffeured Lincoln waiting parked next to a fire hydrant." Just a quick snippet from "Glass: A Portrait of Philip in Twelve Parts." Glass is meeting with some Tibetan llama, the meeting ends and then the Tibetan guy proceeds as described above. But that's Zen for ya, ain't it? I... read more 
Originally, I picked this photo to accompany the Eric Clapton lyric in the next post below, but decided to post it here as a bow to the unquestionable presence of beauty and grace and divinity in this world.
Sun, April 12, 2009 - 1:49 PM
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Don't matter none to me if'n your cult comes from the Himalayas or the banks of the Ganges. If it makes people be kinder and behave better and helps liberate folks from poverty and oppression, fine, but can't you just do those things 'cause they're what's right?
Sun, April 12, 2009 - 1:23 PM
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The photo is of the guru who owned 92 Rolls-Royce cars driving past a bunch of his followers... I picked another photo related to tennis, but decided it belonged in another post. Eric Clapton - Anyone for Tennis Lyric By eri... read more
Ex Cathedra
Re: Getting cleaned up
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Yeah, the main problem of over-frequent enemas (as I understand it) is drying of the intestine and leeching of nutrients. But that's a matter of weeks and months, not a couple of days.
discussion post on Thu, December 3, 2009 - 3:17 PM
Re: Re shower enema pressure.
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I guess the "width of the hand" is easier to judge; the fundamental (nudge, nudge, wink, wink) concern is to keep the pressure low, because too much can definitely damage your innards.
I though I recalled the hip/waist model from Bill Brent's ... read more discussion post on Sun, November 29, 2009 - 11:49 PM
Dealing with the shit that you expel.
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If you have a good drain in your shower/tub, just wash it down there. Goes to the same place as it does when you dump it in the toilet. Sometimes it doesn't go down the drain, and -- bless the person who first shared his analogy -- you're playing ...
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discussion post on Tue, November 24, 2009 - 10:55 AM
Re shower enema nozzles
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Forgot to mention that you should not share them with anyone else. They're inexpensive (enough) that you can have a "guest" nozzle.
Also, a way to judge whether the pressure is safe is to hold it by your hip with the nozzle pointing up. The st... read more discussion post on Tue, November 24, 2009 - 10:49 AM
Sex ain't the same without desire.
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Now I know that patronizing sex workers is fine for a lot of people. I've had friends and lovers who've been sex workers, so I'm not putting it down by any means. And yes, I've paid for it a couple of times. But for me, it's just not the same as t...
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discussion post on Tue, November 24, 2009 - 10:45 AM
Jesus
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with a bear reminds me of the old gag involving a mishearing of the phrase "Gladly the cross I'd bear."
Heard as "Gladly, the cross-eyed bear." discussion post on Sun, November 22, 2009 - 1:59 PM
Let's not just be negative.
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Yes, I positively HATE religion in general and the catholic church in particular. Ooops, that's not positive, is it?
You maybe have vaguely heard about this shit new flick that's nothing but 158 minutes of disaster porn that's supposed to be "... read more
blog entry posted Sun, November 22, 2009 - 9:40 AM
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Re: "a"
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Just going on at unreasonable length. His fundamental gripe is entirely valid, I'd agree.
And he's not without sin his own self: "And you’ve fucking stripped it out like a pissed Irish plasterer restoring a renaissance fresco and thinking jesu... read more discussion post on Sun, November 22, 2009 - 9:06 AM
MWAWH! (big smooch!)
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Thanks, Sunshine!
discussion post on Sun, November 22, 2009 - 8:57 AM
Re: Getting cleaned up
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Again, many thanks for your contributions.
I use the shower-shot attachment myself. Learning how to install a diverter is a very handy skill, and it's far from "rocket science," (though being nice and clean inside can help you "blast off" big-... read more discussion post on Sun, November 22, 2009 - 8:53 AM
Re: Another practical issue: Lube
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Many thanks!
I'll second your warning about being careful not to use oil-based lubes like Crisco if you're depending on a latex barrier for safer sex. discussion post on Sun, November 22, 2009 - 8:42 AM
"Twenty years of schoolin' & they put ya on the day shift."
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Little Bobbie Dylan sang that, back in the "good old days."
Today, of course, there's no day shift and you're competing for a 15 hour week at Starbucks against a gothed-out little chickie whose main qualification is that she was hanging around ... read more
blog entry posted Fri, October 16, 2009 - 12:16 PM
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Not Exactly Wu Li
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"Before enlightenment chop wood and carry water.
After enlightenment, chop wood and carry water." -- Wu Li In this case, it was more like "After enlightenment, hang with a famous composer and go out to your chauffeured Lincoln waiting parked ... read more
blog entry posted Sun, April 12, 2009 - 7:36 PM
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Anyone for tennis? (Maybe there *is* a God.)
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Originally, I picked this photo to accompany the Eric Clapton lyric in the next post below, but decided to post it here as a bow to the unquestionable presence of beauty and grace and divinity in this world.
blog entry posted Sun, April 12, 2009 - 1:49 PM
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No slack for other cults, sorry. (Happy Easter #6)
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Don't matter none to me if'n your cult comes from the Himalayas or the banks of the Ganges. If it makes people be kinder and behave better and helps liberate folks from poverty and oppression, fine, but can't you just do those things 'cause they'r...
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blog entry posted Sun, April 12, 2009 - 1:23 PM
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R.I.P. Sandra Cantu (Happy Easter #5)
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The human tragedy of this young woman's murder can scarcely be fathomed. It's sad to see the good Jesus-lovin' God fearin' trailer-park dwelling folks in her community try to cope with the fact that none of their religious hooey means a damn thing...
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blog entry posted Sun, April 12, 2009 - 12:17 PM
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Fear the Rainbow (Happy Easter #4)
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Fear the rainbow!
A storm is gathering. Are you afraid, Christian? Are you afraid *enough*? By Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist Friday, April 10, 2009 My favorite part has got to be the lightning. The fake lightning, that is, flashing ju... read more
blog entry posted Sun, April 12, 2009 - 12:08 PM
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The Pope on Condoms (Happy Easter #3)
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Pope, extra ribbed Benedict says condoms make AIDS worse. God recoils in shame By Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist Friday, April 3, 2009 What sort of wretched deit... read more
blog entry posted Sun, April 12, 2009 - 12:02 PM
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"Crucifixion" (Happy Easter #2)
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web.cecs.pdx.edu/~trent/oc...ixion.html
Crucifixion By Phil Ochs Em D And the night comes again to the circle studded sky G B... read more
blog entry posted Sun, April 12, 2009 - 11:52 AM
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Stand Up For Judas (Happy Easter, #1)
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Here are the lyrics to a lovely old Irish Ballad. I strongly urge you to download the recording from Amazon (come, on, spend a buck) and hear the lovely anger and loathing for this bloody sham of a religion.
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blog entry posted Sun, April 12, 2009 - 11:43 AM
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Wanted to check in here last night, and of course "Tribe Was Down."
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So I'm not sure whether anyone is still on here, but I'll post a couple of things appropriate to the day and look around for other signs of other life.
blog entry posted Sun, April 12, 2009 - 11:18 AM
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Didja change your clocks?
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A less-and-less relevant question. I only have a couple of clocks that aren't either hooked up to the net or don't otherwise set themselves automatically.
Unfortunately, the clock that tells me when it's time to pee seems to be pretty independ... read more
blog entry posted Sun, March 8, 2009 - 7:10 AM
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Doing lots of photography...
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... my sweetie gave me a very nice digital camera at x-mas. I've been pretty skeptical about digital photography, but have been having a bunch of fun with it. Of course, I've dug out some prints I made from my 8 x 10 camera, and some slides I shot...
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blog entry posted Sat, January 31, 2009 - 4:16 AM
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Shit fuck piss cunt crap cock scumbag motherfuckers.
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There are thieving dirtballs in our neighborhood who have been stealing plants from our garden.
It would be bad enough if they stole the little petunias in 4" pots, or the iceland poppies in 8" pots, or the little herbs (sorry 420 fans, I'm ta... read more
blog entry posted Tue, January 6, 2009 - 11:20 AM
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You don't want to know about this -- the mutilation horror continues.
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There's nothing you can do, really. But you should know.
I suppose the mere reporting of this story is positive, and the fact that there is resistance and official support for resistance is positive. But still it's horrible and distressing. (P... read more
blog entry posted Sun, December 7, 2008 - 5:58 AM
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