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First off I will place a disclaimer here. If you are offended by crude humor, obcenity, PARTIAL NUDITY, and non-facist attitudes, then kindly Fuck Off! Don't let my description fool you. I am a joker and I absolutely love having fun with intelligent people.
I tend to catch a good amount of heat because of my sock picture from morons in general. I really don't give two shits who doesn't like it, just so you know! If I have to put up with wiggers, emo fucks, wannabe cowboys, feminazi cunts, Misogynists, Rightwing Christian Piss-Fucks, Leftwing New Age Nitwits, Racists of all colors and parents who are afraid of their child seeing a guy wearing a sock but let them watch MTV, VH1 and E!, then you motherfuckers need to deal with me not giving a shit if I offend you! Now, back to our regularly scheduled program...
Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion, I gain strength. Through strength, I gain power. Through power, I gain victory. Through victory, my chains are broken. I shall be free. - Intro to the Codex of Chronicles

And now for the goods: I guess here is where I am supposed to dazzle you with brilliance or baffle you with bullshit. I am a musician...guitarist even. Currently rehabilitating my hand after an injury that was supposed to end my ability to play music again. They were wrong, I wouldn't let them be right! Everything is going well so far. I am a reality kind of guy. That means I don't believe in bullshit like karma, God, Satan, Goddesses, faeries, chipmunks...no wait I believe in chipmunks. I don't like hippies and I am especially annoyed by hippies who THINK that they are artists just because they have a paint brush and an idea. If you type like you are trying to sound as if you fell 'straight out da hood' and say crap like, "if you wanna hook up er sumpin den jus message me cuz im down wit poor grammar an all dat shit", Then please just go ahead and kill yourself...no really, kill yourself, I'm serious! Get a vocabulary you amoebic idiot! Fuck your attempt to create a new counter culture of nit-wits by sounding as if your a 24 hour rap video! Fuck you for not commiting suicide and Fuck your mother for allowing you to dodge the coat hanger! Don't get me wrong, at one time rap was cool. NWA, Eazy E, Ice Cube, those guys were awsome! I'm talking about the new 50 cent, Eminem, Jay Z, and all their ilk that spew out stupidity in the present! Next group of assholes. Wannabe Cowboys! You know who you are! You live in the city, you've probably never seen a real farm, outside of movies and photos, in your life. You would probably cry like you just got piss-fucked and suck your thumb if a bull came charging at you. Stop wearing that shit in public unless it's Halloween. And then you better have some zombie makeup on or something. My dad used to call people like you, "Buffalo Bullshit!" Real country boys don't have to dress up to get attention. It's all in our attitude little man! Okay next order of business. Emo! It's like Goth...for pussies! I admit to knowing a couple o'emo kids who somehow manage to avoid annoying me. That doesn't mean I like the music. Please don't message me to check out an emo band. I find emo music to be pathetic and detrimental to the developement of a truely functional society. Like the subjugated fans and "artists" of hip-hop and rap. I'm not racist AT ALL! Matter of fact I am totally into all kinds of people. I just have no tolerance for idiots! I am also an active member and fighter in the SCA. My family is the House of Clan Dragonshade Dragonshade
. I fight bare skin minimal. Other than that I am fun loving with a bawdy and risque sense of humor. I love tasteless jokes and seducing women...okay talking women out of their clothing. This includes, without prejudice, women who are out of my league.
Okay lets do a quick refresh. In a nutshell, this is my list of people who I think should commit suicide. Once again I am not being figurative I am being literal. I really think you should kill yourself! Wiggers, Emos, Buffalo Bullshits, Feminazis, Misogynists, Rightwing Christians, Leftwing New Age Fucks, Racists, Parental Failures, and anyone who thinks I'm being too mean to these dipshits. Oh and let's not forget Tom from myspace and George Bush, and Barrack Obama! They should hang themselves slowly and shove a tuning fork up each others ass while attempting to gurgle the Battle Hymn of the Republic.
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