Before we settle into our festive feasting, a word of caution. It's nearly certain that some misanthropic scientist out there has noted something important; something terrifying. You see, all across the U.S.A., on Thanksgiving, we do something unbearably stupid.

(1. We gather together into easily chainable groups
(2. We feast until we're lazy and slow

I ask you--what better time to unleash the zombie apocalypse?

And yes, this is a better time than the post Christmas haze, because wh... read more