Miss Varla is Awesome, she saved me from midgets one time. Wielding a whip..*crack*,*crack*..went the sound, little people we're scramblin' everywhere.Thanks Rach, I don't know how to thank you!

you looked super pretty last night.

Ah, Rachel. I truly adore Rachel and only wish I got to spend more time with this busy lady. Yes, we met last year at punk rock bowling in Vegas and I immediately took a liking to this fellow Irish-skinned lass. Since then, everytime I've been with her has been all kinds of fun. And she has boobs even bigger than mine! :) Beyond all that fun stuff though, she really is an extraordinary rah-rah-girl-power example of how drive, motivation, and commitment can lead to great things (like starting her own kick-ass magazine!) So not only is Rachel fun as all hell, she also is an inspiration. (isn't this where everyone should tear up?)

I LOVE to see Rachel!! She is always fun to party with and plus, when I hug her our boobies always touch! hee hee!! She is sexy, and fun, and just RAD. Can't wait to make her my pony girl...