Miss Varla is Awesome, she saved me from midgets one time. Wielding a whip..*crack*,*crack*..went the sound, little people we're scramblin' everywhere.Thanks Rach, I don't know how to thank you!

you looked super pretty last night.

Ah, Rachel. I truly adore Rachel and only wish I got to spend more time with this busy lady. Yes, we met last year at punk rock bowling in Vegas and I immediately took a liking to this fellow Irish-skinned lass. Since then, everytime I've been with her has been all kinds of fun. And she has boobs even bigger than mine! :) Beyond all that fun stuff though, she really is an extraordinary rah-rah-girl-power example of how drive, motivation, and commitment can lead to great things (like starting her own kick-ass magazine!) So not only is Rachel fun as all hell, she also is an inspiration. (isn't this where everyone should tear up?)

I LOVE to see Rachel!! She is always fun to party with and plus, when I hug her our boobies always touch! hee hee!! She is sexy, and fun, and just RAD. Can't wait to make her my pony girl...

Uhhhhh, are those your tits, or are you just happy to hear from me?