joined on 11/02/06
last updated 11/20/07
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about me
I am obsessive compulsive and loud, making me certain that most of my posts will consist of me screaming maniacally and frantically mashing the keyboard with the caps lock on. Putting faith in the "infinite number of monkeys on an infinite number of typewriters" theory, I'm sure eventually something sensical will come out of it.
And yes. Sensical is a word CAUSE ITS MY BLOG AND I SAY SO!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!
WOOOOOO!!! 2 MORE DAYS TILL THE ANTI PROM!!!!! Get your ta-tas ready for FONDLING AND FACE MASHING CAUSE I'M GOIN ON A RAMPAGE!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
.......that is all......carry on....
Thu, May 10, 2007 - 2:25 PM
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So Annika and I were walking down the street today in Barthelona on our way to La Famillia and I happened to glance back and see this guy walking by with the tightest, shortest shorts I have ever seen. I did a double take and on my second glance realized that they actually weren´t shorts at all, THEY WERE A TATTOO!!!!! HOMEY WAS BUCK FREAKIN NAKED!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!! Now THATS how they roll here in Barthelona motherfuckers!!!WOOOOOO!!! I had just seen him from behind and, being the curious perv...
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Well, the mullet is back and better than ever here in Europe!!! Seriously, I´m thinking about buying one of those counter thingys that you hold in your hand and click to keep track of how many I have seen. Some even have a bit of a new and improved variation on them, kinda like a mohawk that turns into a mullet. A mullet-hawk, if you will. Strangely enough, its mostly the GIRLS that have them. Even better, and I KNOW you will all be super pumped about this one, HAMMER PANTS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!!...
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WOOOOOOO!!!! QUE-EST CE QUI SE PASSE MES HOMIES!!!!! IM IN PARIS!!! see? I can scream in FRENCH TOO!!!!! AND THATS JUST WHAT IVE BEEN DOING!!!!!WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!We went to the Catacombs today and then the Louvre and saw that Mona Lisa chick, and the Venus De Milo, which was OK, I guess, for a chick with no arms........pffft.......whatevs. Last night we waited in line for 2 HOURS to get to the Eiffel Tower and then when we almost got to the tfront of the line they CLOSED THE TOP FLOOR!!!!!!!!!!...
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WOOO!!! CAN YOU SAY SUPER ACTION???????? Can you even BUH-LEEVE IT??? ITS SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS LEGO AND I DID IT ALL BY MYSELF!!! 445 pieces of FUCK YEAH!!! WOOOO!!! CAUSE I'M AWESOME, THATS WHY!!!!
Seriously, I really think I topped myself in awesomeness here.
Thanks Annika, for giving a present that goes on the top ten list of BOTH best AND most infuriating gifts!!!! Love you!!
Wed, January 3, 2007 - 2:32 PM
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May 10, 2007
Oh My God Oh My God Oh My God!!! I totally love Kelly!!! Kelly totally, totally rocks!!! Kelly is truly & genuinely the most gorgeous, most generous, most upbeat, most morally pure, more morally debauched, most sophisticated, most genetically superior, most quick-witted, hippest, happiest, smartest, silliest, funniest, sunshiniest, & finest human being who ever blessed the universe with their glowing, effervescent, God-like presensce & I find myself eternally grateful that Kelly ever deigned to show me any attention at all! Kelly is the saintliest saint that ever sainted to saint! Kelly is a beautiful, magical shining star in a dark, dismal, & often confusing cosmos.
Kelly is like a sweet, sweet twinkie in an otherwise barren cupboard. What MORE can i say about Kelly? I can always count on her to put a smile on my face and wisk me away to a magical, mystical fairyland where unicorns puke and shit rainbows and mullets reign supreme and everything & everyone is great!
March 13, 2007
this girl is a force of nature! Eyes gleaming with malevolent childlike glee, shes a whirlwind of fun, a tornado of crazy goodness! she's kind, good-hearted, whip-smart, and funny as my friend Wayne (and thats high praise for those y'all don know) Kelly, you're amazing. Love Adam
January 25, 2007
Beautiful inside and out!
Fanny is completely real,
truly honest, incredibly loving,
so thoughtful to ALL of her friends.
And if that wasn't enough she's a
A SUPER DELUXE NUMERO
UNO DYNAMO SUPREME too!
Love you like no other grrrl~!
Thanks for being you…
The world is a better place
when there’s a Fanny in your life.
November 10, 2006
She should have been a pair of ragged claws, scuttling across the floors of silent seas. But SHE WILL NOT SHUT UP!
November 2, 2006
WOW, this bitch is the !BOMB!... and when i say bomb, i mean she'll blow your ears and socks off..... KABOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!
ya she's the greatest gal there is.... never had so much fun as when hanging with this lil one with the fanny and the funbags.....
love ya darling and always will....
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