I LOVE BARTHELONA!!!!!!!!!!

   Wed, April 25, 2007 - 12:28 PM
So Annika and I were walking down the street today in Barthelona on our way to La Famillia and I happened to glance back and see this guy walking by with the tightest, shortest shorts I have ever seen. I did a double take and on my second glance realized that they actually weren´t shorts at all, THEY WERE A TATTOO!!!!! HOMEY WAS BUCK FREAKIN NAKED!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!! Now THATS how they roll here in Barthelona motherfuckers!!!WOOOOOO!!! I had just seen him from behind and, being the curious pervert that I am, I HAD to see the front. So I speedwalked ahead of him and turned around and frantically pointed at some random sign(trying to not look like I was staring whilst being nonchalant and casual-not my forte) and looked behind him back at Annika and he had THE HUGEST peircing in his GIANT PEE-PEE it was FREAKIN AWESOME!!!! He must have been like 65 at LEAST, I was so impressed. The funny thing is is that someone I had met in the hostel in Lagos in Portugal had told me about him, funny that we would actaully see him in this giant city.......small, small, naked world out there.......



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Wed, April 25, 2007 - 12:35 PM
i wanted kelly to stop his and get a photo with him.... next time.... all i got to see what the high cut tighty whitey tattoo and a rather long shlong with a fat ring swaying between his legs... WOW!!!!

he seemed so casual.... stolling down las ramblas....

highlight of my morn...
Wed, April 25, 2007 - 1:27 PM
the tighty-whitey tattoo is a definite memorable moment...
sorry i missed that one. or glad i did. sorta hard to say.
Wed, April 25, 2007 - 3:28 PM
had to google:

www.zhippo.com/CalypsoTat..._lowres.jpg

close perhaps?
Thu, April 26, 2007 - 12:11 PM
not quite... but close.... imagine solid black shorts tho