WOOOOOOO!!!! QUE-EST CE QUI SE PASSE MES HOMIES!!!!! IM IN PARIS!!! see? I can scream in FRENCH TOO!!!!! AND THATS JUST WHAT IVE BEEN DOING!!!!!WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!We went to the Catacombs today and then the Louvre and saw that Mona Lisa chick, and the Venus De Milo, which was OK, I guess, for a chick with no arms........pffft.......whatevs. Last night we waited in line for 2 HOURS to get to the Eiffel Tower and then when we almost got to the tfront of the line they CLOSED THE TOP FLOOR!!!!!!!!!!! Im not gonna come all the way to Paris and then not go all the way to the top. So I freaked the fuck out and kicked that metal peice of crap over. Yeah, thats right. DONT MESS WITH TEXAS!!!! I mean CANADA!!!!

Actually I love the Eiffel Tower and Annika and Emily didnt mind getting out of the line after all that waiting and try again tomorrow so we can go to the top. They even said we can run alllllll the way back down the stairs while screaming. Yay!!!

In other news, I almost got hit by a bus yesterday because I zoned out in the middle of the street in Montmartre whilst picking my nose, but some nice old guy pushed me outta the way. Then Emily got pickpocketed in Montmartre but it was just her metropass and bankcard and she was kinda excited about the whole being pickpocketed for the first time. Then some drunk guy told her she gave him "movement in his pants" and she was not so excited about that........

Well, Im running low on my chocolate and cheese quota for the day and so I better top up before my pants start fitting properly again. Also i am having a really really hard time figuring out these bloody european keyboards and the internet is soooo expensive and i should go before I start mashing and biting and punching things. I love you guys and I miss you!!! see ya in a month!!!!