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BOOBIES!!! BOOBIES!!!!BOOBIES!!!!!!!

Run on the spot Robot — Thu, 10 May 2007 21:25:45 GMT

WOOOOOO!!! 2 MORE DAYS TILL THE ANTI PROM!!!!! Get your ta-tas ready for FONDLING AND FACE MASHING CAUSE I'M GOIN ON A RAMPAGE!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! .......that is all......carry on....

I LOVE BARTHELONA!!!!!!!!!!

Run on the spot Robot — Wed, 25 Apr 2007 19:28:52 GMT

So Annika and I were walking down the street today in Barthelona on our way to La Famillia and I happened to glance back and see this guy walking by with the tightest, shortest shorts I have ever seen. I did a double take and on my second glance realized that they actually weren´t shorts at all, THEY WERE A TATTOO!!!!! HOMEY WAS BUCK FREAKIN NAKED!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!! Now THATS how they roll here in Barthelona motherfuckers!!!WOOOOOO!!! I had just seen him from behind and, being the curious pervert that I am, I HAD to see the front. So I speedwalked ahead of him and turned around and frantically pointed at some random sign(trying to not look like I was staring whilst being nonchalant and casual-not my forte) and looked behind him back at Annika and he had THE HUGEST peircing in his GIANT PEE-PEE it was FREAKIN AWESOME!!!! He must have been like 65 at LEAST, I was so impressed. The funny thing is is that someone I had met in the hostel in Lagos in Portugal had told me about him, funny that we would actaully see him in this giant city.......small, small, naked world out there.......

All business in front, PARTY IN THE BACK!!!!! WOOOOOO!!!

Run on the spot Robot — Thu, 12 Apr 2007 17:27:24 GMT

Well, the mullet is back and better than ever here in Europe!!! Seriously, I´m thinking about buying one of those counter thingys that you hold in your hand and click to keep track of how many I have seen. Some even have a bit of a new and improved variation on them, kinda like a mohawk that turns into a mullet. A mullet-hawk, if you will. Strangely enough, its mostly the GIRLS that have them. Even better, and I KNOW you will all be super pumped about this one, HAMMER PANTS ARE EVERYWHERE!!!! WOOOOOO!!! ITS about freakin time!!! Its only a matter of time before they make it back to us at home!!!! ARE YOU READY, NELSON????? ITS HAMMER TIME!!!

VIVE LE SUPER ACTION!!!!

Run on the spot Robot — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 18:04:41 GMT

WOOOOOOO!!!! QUE-EST CE QUI SE PASSE MES HOMIES!!!!! IM IN PARIS!!! see? I can scream in FRENCH TOO!!!!! AND THATS JUST WHAT IVE BEEN DOING!!!!!WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!We went to the Catacombs today and then the Louvre and saw that Mona Lisa chick, and the Venus De Milo, which was OK, I guess, for a chick with no arms........pffft.......whatevs. Last night we waited in line for 2 HOURS to get to the Eiffel Tower and then when we almost got to the tfront of the line they CLOSED THE TOP FLOOR!!!!!!!!!!! Im not gonna come all the way to Paris and then not go all the way to the top. So I freaked the fuck out and kicked that metal peice of crap over. Yeah, thats right. DONT MESS WITH TEXAS!!!! I mean CANADA!!!! Actually I love the Eiffel Tower and Annika and Emily didnt mind getting out of the line after all that waiting and try again tomorrow so we can go to the top. They even said we can run alllllll the way back down the stairs while screaming. Yay!!! In other news, I almost got hit by a bus yesterday because I zoned out in the middle of the street in Montmartre whilst picking my nose, but some nice old guy pushed me outta the way. Then Emily got pickpocketed in Montmartre but it was just her metropass and bankcard and she was kinda excited about the whole being pickpocketed for the first time. Then some drunk guy told her she gave him "movement in his pants" and she was not so excited about that........ Well, Im running low on my chocolate and cheese quota for the day and so I better top up before my pants start fitting properly again. Also i am having a really really hard time figuring out these bloody european keyboards and the internet is soooo expensive and i should go before I start mashing and biting and punching things. I love you guys and I miss you!!! see ya in a month!!!!

WOOOOO!!!! LOOK WHAT I DID!!!!

Run on the spot Robot — Wed, 03 Jan 2007 22:32:08 GMT

WOOO!!! CAN YOU SAY SUPER ACTION???????? Can you even BUH-LEEVE IT??? ITS SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS LEGO AND I DID IT ALL BY MYSELF!!! 445 pieces of FUCK YEAH!!! WOOOO!!! CAUSE I'M AWESOME, THATS WHY!!!! Seriously, I really think I topped myself in awesomeness here. Thanks Annika, for giving a present that goes on the top ten list of BOTH best AND most infuriating gifts!!!! Love you!!

WOOOO!! MY BIRTHDAY PARTY WAS A PANTS MESSING GOOD TIME!!!!

Run on the spot Robot — Mon, 06 Nov 2006 05:05:19 GMT

Thanks so much Jenna for getting us into the Secretaries, they were so great!! AND for the AWESOME FANNY FUNBAGS UNDAPANTS OUTFIT!!!! Now I have something to wear for girl's night! WOOOO!! PREPARE FOR SUPER BOARDGAME ASS KICKIN ACTION!!! I WILL EAT YOUR FACE!!!!!

ITS ALMOST MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!

Run on the spot Robot — Sat, 04 Nov 2006 04:56:20 GMT

I hope you guys are coming cause its gonna be A FUNBAGS SMACKDOWN!!! AN EXPLOSION OF TA-TA'S!!!BLINDED BY BOOBIES!! OH YES, THERE WILL BE BLOOD!!! and possibly cupcakes BUT MOSTLY BLOOOOOOOODDDDD!!!!

HAY!!!! LOOK AT THIS GUY!!!!

Run on the spot Robot — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 23:39:57 GMT

Check out THIS hot little number here!!!! He's even cooler than our friend Drunky McDiapersons down there!! I wonder where he thinks he's prancing off to in those sassy little togs.....I bet to his weekly meeting of TEAM AWESOME!! THATS WHERE!!!!

I PUT THE ASS IN CLASSY!!!!!

Run on the spot Robot — Fri, 03 Nov 2006 06:15:28 GMT

LOOKATMELOOKATMELOOKATME I HAVE FRIENDS!!!!!!! I hope all my friends can come to my birthday party, especially THIS GUY!!!!! He looks like some good, classy fun.

WOOOOO!!! ITS SNOWING!!!ITS SNOWING!!!! WOOOO!! TIME FOR SOME SNOWMAN BUILDING, POLE LICKING MAYHEM!!!! WOOOOO!!!

Run on the spot Robot — Thu, 02 Nov 2006 20:56:50 GMT

wait....that didn't come out right.....