Well...

I recommend that when you get bored with an RPG ,play Unreal Tournament(Not that crappy 2004 thing) www.unrealtournament.com/ ,and run an Elfbot(Helios-Hook, get it here www.tacopscheats.com/index.php ) ,set basically on 'rape'.
Fun stuff,makes LOTS of friends,and you will probably be banned on EVERY server there is(except 'Wings',they are all bots) but man,just watch these lil bastards run around and TRY to escape while they 'Pher your mad skillz"
Man Im a Tool

Not ALL the lousy drivers are from California!

So, I was in Salem a week or so ago, and sitting at a stop sign waiting to make a right turn. Picture it...I'm to the RIGHT of an SUV - he's (yup, the driver is male) and he's signalling LEFT. When the traffic clears, he pulls to the RIGHT (in front of me)and totally ignores me! Then, he pulls into the parking lot of Office Depot & (since I was going to shop there) I follow him in to the same lot. He parks. I pulled alongside of him and ask: "Sir, did you even see my car next to you when you made your turn? Why did you cut me off?" He just dismissed me curtly and said that I should learn how to drive. At that point, I decided not to go into the store....god knows what kind of nut I'm dealing with...instead I park, walk back to his car & copy down his OREGON license plate & description of his vehicle. So, as I'm walking back to my car, I see that he's huffing it back to his car...no bag in hand...he couldn't have been in the store more than 2 or 3 minutes...he jumps into his car & drives behind mine, blocks me in, & writes down my plate & description. OK, so now I know he has at least your typical rudimentary Oregon education. I have a GUN,yet I maintain my cool.I have a FELONY on my record(see below)yet I have a permit to carry and conceal,due to the fact my business was robbed a while back,And Im a nutbag.But thats another story.Maybe a police blotter one,I dunno yet.ANYWAY...I go home, and shortly afterwards, a state cop comes to my door( Sara's dad..see pics :P ) to tell me that the ass had called the cops on me! This is a very strange individual...he breaks the driving laws and calls the cops! I relay the incident to the Jeff (cop)...he agrees that the man was in the wrong...but suggests that I should be careful because the man could have been dangerous....road rage....blah, blah, blah. No, I said, he wasn't dangerous....he was just another ass who couldn't face his own mistake. All he had to do was acknowledge his mistake, apologize, and that would have been the end of it. (Oh, he could learn how to drive that stupid SUV)

Last time this happened a guy called my ex-wife a c**t..I did 18 months probation and got a class 1 felony on my record(non-violent,boy are they uninformed lol)
Man I got ROBBED on that deal,wasn't worth it...never again.

The similarities between RPGs and AID

For the uninitiated, RPG = role playing games (usually accomplished on a computer). AID = associative indentity disorder, formerly known as multiple personality disorder.

I'm new to the first, always thought that it was the most supreme waste of time, nevermind that it's anti-social and apt to make one fat. Now that I'm addicted I also realized how like AID it is... I "lose" large blocks of time, am invariably stunned when I look at the clock and find it's 1:30 am and I have to get up for work. Only difference being I remember my other "personality".

Upside? It's cheap, challenging (requires some smarts to progress) more or less harmless, and I can obsess about getting spectral armor rather than some female.

For now, my RPG is my new Girlfriend.

Until... well until I decide that real life fantasy is worth the effort again.

I just don't get it......The Biggest "Conservative Christian" Contradiction

What I genuinely do not understand is why some people say they are "Christian" (meaning they follow Christ) while at the same time they usurp large portions of God's creation in order to generate revenue.

How much land did Christ own? How many cars? How much revenue did he generate through buying low and selling high?

"Wealthy Christian" seems to me to be a contradiction in terms. You can be one or the other, but not both. One can SAY that they are both, but really, they're not.

If I'm wrong then post your explanation