Darklady’s 7th Annual Portland Masturbate-a-thon
Seeks Burlesque Performers

Mt. Tabor Theater
Saturday, May 31st, 2008

Darklady’s Burlesque Hall seeks dancers, hoofers, comics, singers, mimes, acrobats, jugglers, strip tease artists, freak acts, and other saucy and satirical performers with a stylishly ribald edge for her 7th Annual Portland Masturbate-a-thon.

Gentlemen: Do you follow in the footsteps of Abbott & Costello, Jack Albertson, Robert Alda, Pinky Lee, Bert Lahr, Leon Errol, Red Skelton, and W.C. Fields?

Ladies: Are you a modern Fanny Brice, Lillian Russell, Fay Templeton, Gypsy Rose Lee, Sally Rand, Mae West, Lili St. Cyr, Blaze Starr, Tura Satana, or Tempest Storm?

Join Canada’s infamous musical sex comedy duo, the Wet Spots, as bawdy entertainment in front of a highly responsive audience – all while helping raise money for good causes and having one of the most amazing experiences of your life.

This year’s Portland M-a-T will benefit: Esther’s Pantry, the Free Speech Coalition, and the Woodhull Freedom Foundation.

Contact Darklady@ casting.com for more information.

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