Prediction time! Bryan will be one of the lucky few amongst us who will have their life graced with piracy, simianity, and mechanized men. While fast becoming a stereotype in this day and age, Bryan will be the one to combine the three popular decorating trends into a fabulous line of shower curtains in the year 2013. This occurance is further fabulized by the fact that he moves massive amounts of money during his day job, facilitated by a chemical adherance program and naturally high trust levels at his place of employment. He will also ride a bike. With banana seat.

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