Houston, we have a loophole.-Simion Lonewolf
There is nothing God hates more than a moving target.-S*P
"Nobody knows what Mary looks like!"-Google
"Dear Budda, I want a pony and a plastic toy rocket..."-Serenity
So de-LIC-ious! Num-num-num-num-num!-Aiyana
I strongly believed in this. But then, I had once strongly believed in the Easter Bunny and Unicorns...
"So says Aiyana the Great" *strikes pose*-Aiyana the Great, who else?
And your silence can protect your internal organs-Nuklear Power
"Some Advice: Don't walk into walls."
"I couldn't see it!"-Jay and Acacia from the PPC
"Mary looks like Sinead O'Connor with hair and I seem to remember her using the word 'fuck' at one point."-Google
"My, that's a nice christmas tree, and speaking of conical shapes, your great grandaddy wore a hood and burned crosses"-Fred Macintire from S*P
"I will go to America. Get job at Burger King. Make money and get fat. Sign of wealth."-Jacky during Star Wars Battlefront
Oh Mary. Mary, Mary, Mary. You know Jacky doesn't have time to look at maps when she's running screaming from her buddy who's packing all sorts of heat and snipering at her from a mile away. Silly Mary. Maps are for men.-Jacky
"Hello, my name is Jailbait, but you can call me Jacky, as my buddy Mary has decided not to show her face this evening, and therefore I am spared the humiliation of her rubbing in my recently acquired name." *pause* "Actually, forget what I just said and call me Jacky. Or I'll break your face."-Jackie
"I be on true Russian side. John Losheivic. Very Russian name. What type of Russian name is DL425? That American-Traitor pig name."
"I don't know, not my name. Stop making things up." -Jacky and Mary during Russian Star Wars Battlefront
*crashes into wall*
*Mary looks over at Jacky sweetly*
"Look, Jacky! I didn't hit a car!"
"No. No, you hit a WALL, Mary. That's MUCH bigger than a car. And it doesn't MOVE."
"Shut up! I'm trying, ok?"-J and M during Jak II
*racing in Jak II*
"See, if Jak was hot--"
*still racing*
"--and Spandex-man was hot--"
*turning around curve*
"--then MAYBE gay sex between them would be okay."
*crashes into wall*
"JACKY! What have I said about talking while I make important steering decisions?"
"Wait, you mean you LISTENED?"
"....Yes!"
"Why the fuck would you listen to ME?!"-J&M from Jak II
"Hey you! Come here for a sec. ....You see that cloud? It's not really a cloud. It's the Milky Way."
"Whoa, no way! You see that star? That's not really a star....that's a planet."-Aiyana and Mary quoting Madam Adam
"Can't you just take a compliment and shut up?!"
"I guess I'll just PRETEND to be happy then, if being HONEST bruises your DELICATE LITTLE FEELINGS that badly, even though you're always whining about how we should tell each other the truth!"
"Maybe if you stopped mentioning how FUCKED UP YOU ARE at EVERY opportunity you'd start feeling BETTER ABOUT YOURSELF!"-Grayling
