September 5, 2005
To sum up, The Pope has transcended minion status and has been elevated to partner in crime.
Somehow he managed to survive Burning Man with all his faculties intact.
and for that I give him mad mad props.
p.s. Robot is a FAT ASS!
November 30, 2003
I've known Paul for some time, and rather than tell you what a great guy he is, I will instead tell you things you DIDN'T know about him. Paul is a defrocked member of the council of elders, from the Mormon church. He was excommunicated because he openly worshiped Gila Monsters. When not licking toads, Paul likes to skate (skateboard) for Bam Margera's team. I once saw Paul do a McTwist in my friend David's swimming pool. Paul was arrested for prostitution once, but the charges were later dropped. He also has a supernatural ability to eat peanut butter, which he will do on a dare, and it will frighten you. Paul is employed as a close advisor to Henry Kissinger, knows how to perform an appendectomy, and is a part time pet psychic with amazing results.