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No Stimulus Money for "NO" Votes
We the people of the United States who support Barack Obama and the economic stimulus package hereby challenge each and every Republican congressman and congresswoman who voted against the stimulus package to return any and all federal monies given to their constituents because of the stimulus package....And if you don't have the guts to do this and are just playing politics, then we demand that you cease and desist from standing in the way of progress, and let our President do what is necessary to get this country back on track!
www.gopetition.com/petition...otes.html
Conversations on the job....
Today I was at my desk and triumphantly doing my wookee roar, which I do oh so well after solving a system issue that was giving me hives for the past few days. I get email from a user who is in dire need of an upgraded PC and requested me to get her a writing tablet and stylus for her. She’s a nice fun gal but in the middle of one of my most triumphant wookee roars I get an email with a single word, and the chain of conversations begins.
Me: <Wookee roars at my desk>
Email from User: LOSER!!
My response: Oh an attitude like that will NOT get you a new PC! Now go and write a 5 page paper titled "Why I love Han Solo".
User: GIVE ME MY COMPUTER PC NERD!
Me: USER! A computer IS a pc!
User: THE CLOCK IS TICKING …No tablet…no computer…
Me: And no 5 page paper on why you Luv Luv Han Solo!
I’ll get her updated system tomorrow and her tablet is on back order.
All HAIL I.T. !!
Footsteps
A man was walking down the beach of his life and God was walking next to him.
The man looked down in the sand and saw throughout his life there were another set of footsteps next to him.
The man looked to God and asked him where the other set of footsteps were from? God replied, “Those are my footsteps next to you.”
The man looked and saw that God’s footsteps where next to him his whole life, but in times of his life where things were the hardest there were only one set of footsteps in the sand.
The man angrily turned to God and said, “Why did you abandon me when things were the hardest? Why did you leave me alone when I needed you the most?”
God turned to the man and said, “Because you were a fucking drag then man! I’m God! I don’t have to sit around and watch this stuff!”
Ahh this is how I know that I am finally living in the right century!!
Kick the bass at 'em CERN!www.youtube.com/watch
My first year at Burning Man...
Hope to see you all there.Corvair and 2:45
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