A man was walking down the beach of his life and God was walking next to him.
The man looked down in the sand and saw throughout his life there were another set of footsteps next to him.
The man looked to God and asked him where the other set of footsteps were from? God replied, “Those are my footsteps next to you.”
The man looked and saw that God’s footsteps where next to him his whole life, but in times of his life where things were the hardest there were only one set of footsteps in the sand.
The man angrily turned to God and said, “Why did you abandon me when things were the hardest? Why did you leave me alone when I needed you the most?”
God turned to the man and said, “Because you were a fucking drag then man! I’m God! I don’t have to sit around and watch this stuff!”