If it's published in the SUN, then you know it's GOTTA be true.
Okay, maybe UFO aliens fixed your car. Or Barbra Streisand gave birth to Michael Jackson's nose. This may, or may not, be true. But one thing you can bet the farm on, yours truly has solved that "age-old mystery" of the missing sock. It says so right there in the SUN. (Want more proof, go to www.THROX.com)