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elisabeth

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joined on 09/08/06
last updated 06/10/09
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Despite the abundance of stripper poles at Burns, there's a seeming lack of strippers and former strippers.

However, I've found a few, and I'm recruiting more of them as well.

Stripping will warp you in ways unimaginable and unshakeable. This is how I want to exorcize and celebrate the stripper demons that now live in my closet.

Anyone have a big, thick rotisserie spit i can borrow?

how 'bout welding equipment?

I got pretty much everything else covered.
Sat, September 15, 2007 - 5:56 AM permalink - 1 comment
 
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October 11, 2007
Elisabeth is wiser than you
that helicopter sound....
you've been hearing it your whole life.
She'll be where others are afraid to look
sipping mimosas articulating both sides of
the current connundrum with such precision
that when you finally get lucky enough to
You'll suck her dick harder and longer,
deeper than anything that's ever been in your mouth...
I know I did.
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