November 3, 2006
She rockeths the hardest.
I have only known Lady J a relatively short while but in that time she has touched mine and many other London lives in so many ways. I am blessed that our paths crossed.
Oh, and she has balls beyond normal comprehension.
November 2, 2006
Every minute spent in the absence of this girl is like a punch in the face. And I'm not talking about the fun, playful punches in the face. I'm talking mean, bar fight punches in the face.
She crashed into my life like a flaming cow carcass hurled from a trebuchet and exploded into a gorey mess of drugs experimentation, mutual choking and accomplished chilling.
I will never be the same again.