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I've done so many of these now that I both know exactly what to say and have absolutely no desire to say it. As a result, perhaps I will talk about something completely different, a la Monty Python. There once was a man from timbuktoo who had eleven different personalities. One was a clown who always thought he was in full make up and would constantly demean himself for the pleasure of others. One was a little girl who always asked 'why' after every question. One was a police officer so corrupt he'd go around giving traffic tickets to people going three miles over the speed limit. One was a neurosurgeon who'd lost his nerve after killing a patient. One was a politician who always told the truth. One was an actress who had just broken into the bigtime. One was a sasquatch. One was a turtle. Those two got along swimmingly. One was a country bumpkin who constantly asserted that there was no such thing as evolution. One was a janitor who was completely satisfied with his job. The last was the benevolent dictator of a small Central American country, forced to flee from his post after a bad crop of lima beans turned every last resident of his country into blood-sucking zombies. When finally given treatment for his disorder, and the man realized what he was, he laughed and laughed, and eventually refused treatment on the grounds that as a crazy person he could experience far more of life than he ever could sane.