Looking back at home videos, I realize that I was quite fey as a child. I wanted and got a Ken doll for Christmas (Doctor Ken with Tuxedo!), thoroughly enjoyed watching She-Ra and Jem and the Holograms.

My first masturbation toy was a my-size He-Man body pillow.

I butched it up in high school, grunging it out for the first few years, while I learned to climb the social ladder, and discovered Allen Ginsberg and Macromedia Dreamweaver.

I learned about computers so I could get the best gay porn. Hacking for profit is wrong. Hacking for masturbatory purposes is just what any teenage geek would do.