Next to our hotel in LA, there was a little Mexican store that sold...
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Next to our hotel in LA, there was a little Mexican store that sold...
photo posted 06/12
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I swear the case is red. It might not be particularly dark, but...
photo posted 06/12
The how to make a zombie for "Show Me How."
Makeup by Anathema Dev...
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August 8, 2007
The face of a Botticelli angel, the mind of an evil genius, the moves of a demon on the dance floor, and those hands. Oh, those hands. Why didn't anyone warn me about sculptors?
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I really don't even know where to begin. These last few weeks have been the best of my life. I had the pleasure of having my world rocked by a woman I love more than anything in the world almost more times in one week than in the rest of my life combined. I got to spend another week bonding (building a deck in his backyard when I'm not playing ping-pong with him while smashed on tequila.) with one of my closest friends who aside from the lack of genetic connection, is basically my father. I finally got myself a Macbook with a 2.4GHz Intel Core 2 Duo processor, 2GB 667MHz DDR2 SDRAM, a 160GB 5400 rpm serial ATA hard drive, a 8x DVD±R DL/DVD±RW/CD-RW SuperDrive, along with an integrated AirPort Extreme Card & Bluetooth) and on top of everything else, I discovered the magic of the obscene combination of flamin' hot cheetos covered in nacho cheese. I'm really quite sure that the end of the world is upon us. Aren't nacho cheetos mentioned somewhere in revelations? I mean, the world's going to be destroyed by LHC in less than a month, right? (Lol Hardon Collider: tinyurl.com/63s6ub) So it MUST be one of the signs of the end of the world. At least until then, I can enjoy just stroking, and stroking, and stroking my pretty Macbook. (which my friend/father loaded with Adobe CS2 Photoshop/Image Ready and Go Live. Adobe CS3 Photoshop, InDesign, Illustrator, Bridge, Contribute, Device Central, Dreamweaver, Extension Manager, Fireworks, and Flash+Flash Video Encoder, as well as FileMaker Pro 7 and QuarkXPress 7.) I honestly have no idea how to use 90% of the software, but at least I have it.
Thu, June 12, 2008 - 12:34 AM
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I got in to work this morning and one of my co-workers asked me if I'd heard from Luis this morning. I figured they were competing for who could call in sick first as usual, but I was...mistaken. When we go online this morning, he'd not been identified in the stories published online, but the description of a man in a red Honda Accord with two children seemed like a remarkable coincidence. At the time I just thought it was someone else, even now, I feel like I'm going to go into work to see his fat, stupid, grinning face, laughing his ass off at how he fooled all of us. Like it was all some big, elaborate, unfunny joke...but that's the thing, it's not funny. It's real. We grabbed the work phone from his truck and I spend a little while talking to his wife, who I could tell was only keeping herself from falling apart for the sake of her children. It wasn't until my boss came in and asked me how things were coming along with the trucks, that I finally broke down. I said, "Martin and I are emptying the last few pieces off the truck and then we're going to load the 'big trucks' deliveries onto it because Luis isn't coming in today...Luis...Luis got shot on 280 last night...Luis is dead..." I think actually SAYING the words made things sink in a little more. Up until then, there was only disbelief, but at that moment, I was forced to acknowledge the fact that someone who I'd worked next to for the last four years, was actually dead. I mean, embarrassingly enough, he was one of few people to see me running around in diapers. Over eighteen years we'd known eachother... At that point I started choking up and then before I could make it out of the warehouse and light a smoke, I was in tears... I know what kind of person he was, I KNOW he died because as always, he was shooting his mouth off, but whether he provoked the situation or not...NO child deserves to have the memory of sitting in a car while their father gets into an argument with another driver before being shot in front of them, slamming into the center divider, and then veering off the road before dying. I keep playing this movie in my head. The gunshots, the crash, blood dripping out of his mouth and stomach...children screaming in the back seat, everything happening so fast that they had no idea what was going on...they were just kids...just little fucking kids, only seven and eight years old...I've been crying off and on for most of the day. It's not that I liked him that much. I've admitted that I'd have killed him myself if it wasn't for the kids...and that's the problem. I keep thinking of them. Keep thinking of the helplessness of the situation and the fact that nothing I or anyone else can do will ever bring their father back. It's weird...I have this strange connection to the universe. At the moment he was being shot, I was having dinner and making stupid jokes about how if I ever were to kill myself, I'd jump off a building in front of a class full of children, walking hand-in-hand on a field trip, just to fuck them up. At the time, it was a funny joke in the context, but now...Yeah...I find it strange that whenever something good happens to me, something terrible happens to someone I love. Just that night, I had two tickets for the Giants vs. Cardinals on Sunday just fall into my lap...Now, I have no idea what the hell I'm going to do with them. I'm thinking of seeing if I can take his wife and kids to the game to help distract them from everything, but I just don't know...All I know is that I wish I had more vodka here. I'm really in no shape to walk to the liquor store, much less drive.
Thu, April 10, 2008 - 10:41 PM
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I'm going to miss you. We're all going to miss you. Vaya con dios, amigo. We will always love you. www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi
1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
Wed, February 20, 2008 - 9:27 PM
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I'd like to BELIEVE they're as serious as I am, but we can all be wonderfully silly when the situation permits ^_^. 2) What was your dream growing up? To fly...far away from everything around me. I know, never would have imagined, right? 3) What talent do you wish you had? I wish I could hack people's computers and make them blow up... 4) If I bought you a drink what would it be? Um...Fucking awesome? Specifically, a gin & tonic would be great. 5) Favorite vegetable? Avocado's a vegetable, right? Erm, peppers in general are versatile enough to be the best for me. 6) What was the last book you read? I've gone through some graphic novels recently, but last real book would have to be the Zombie Survival Manual or World War Z. Both by Max Brooks. 7) What zodiac sign are you? Sagittarius with Virgo rising. 8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where. Only one earring in my left ear lobe. I want more in the cartilage and a pair of wings tattooed on my back when I get my pilot's license. 9) Worst Habit? Until a couple days ago, it WAS smoking. Now...perhaps not being aggressive enough about going after what I want. 10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride? If I recognized you, sure. 11) What is your favorite sport? Paintball FTW! 12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude? Optimistic. I'm a dark, bitchy optimist, but an optimist nevertheless. 13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? ...Call someone to get us the hell OUT of the elevator? That or torture you with dance music. -Plays Paul Van Dyk and lets out an evil cackle- 14) Worst thing to ever happen to you? George W. Bush? 15) Tell me one weird fact about you. In the big toe of my left foot, I have an extra piece of bone that gives me chronic ingrown toenails....What? You wanted a weird fact. I can't think of anything I feel weirder talking about than my feet. 16) Do you have any pets? It's kind of a mutual thing, but it's not like we really wear leashes or anythi-OH you mean....no....no I don't... 17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly? Not cool. I live with my grandfather and he's really weird about people coming over. 18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!) THAT'S the level of confidence I need in order to really enjoy my life. 19) Are you monogamous, or non-monogamous? I CAN be mono, I actually kind of prefer it, but I seem to keep finding myself in poly relationships. If you're asking if I CHEAT, then the answer would be no. Never. 20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? My body =P. No really, I could afford to lose a bit of fat from my entire body, head to toe. 21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? I love being anyones partner in crime, but I'm far more likely to be their conscience. 22) What color eyes do you have? Brown. 23) Ever been arrested? Nope. 24) Bottle or can soda? Bottle. Sometimes you can get sodas in glass bottles from Mexico. They use actually fucking CANE SUGAR in Mexican sodas sometimes, instead of high-fructose corn syrup. 25) If you won $10,000,000 today, what would you do with it? Invest it. I'm greedy like that. After paying off old debts, I'd try to use it to make more money. 27) What's your favorite place to hang at, outside of your home? I LOVE Sinister Swing over at Julies Supper Club (8:00PM Tuesday nights @ 1123 Folsom St). 28) Do you believe in ghosts? I believe in individual spirits and a collective whole. 29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Besides anything leading to an orgasm (mine or theirs ^_~)? Fooling around on Tribe has become something of a hobby. Ooh, and I'm partial to sleep. Sleep rocks. 30) Do you swear a lot? Fuck yeah =D. 31) Biggest pet peeve? Indecision. 32) In one word, how would you describe yourself? Bunny! ()() (^^) (,,,,)o 33) Do you believe/appreciate romance? As long as it gets me laid...I'm KIDDING. Really, I think romance is dead for many men in this world, and I think it's a shame. I'm actually the kind of guy who's happy spending more time cuddling and holding someone than actually doing anything sexual with them. 35) Do you believe in God or a higher power? More like I believe we're all god and that god is within all of us. I believe in a sort of collective soul that inhabits every living thing. 36.) Do you like to be touched? Depends by who and where. Friends can pretty much touch me just about anywhere without freaking me out. Intimate acquaintances can touch me anywhere (except my damn feet. WHY must women enjoy tickling my feet? T_T) 37.) What is your top trouble spot for bodily aches and pains? Mostly my back from being overweight growing up, but my shoulders are where I have the most tension. 38.) What do you like to talk about? Flying, video games, porn, computers, gossip =P 39.) Describe a great evening or outing. As long as I'm spending time with a close friend or a group of close friends, I'm having a great time. 40) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you? Yes, and I'll even do so when I'm sick because it happens top be the only time I'm online and happen to remember.
I've never laughed at the handicapped, (unless it's really funny, which doesn't count) but when reading the description for this wheelchair which is controlled by "the mere movement of the tongue," (since when did it become acceptable to put the word "mere" before "movement of the tongue?") my pervy mind took over and I just couldn't stop giggling.
Mon, February 4, 2008 - 10:35 PM
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I'm sure I'm not the only one to bump into this, but I was just amused. Found it funny that the guy who tried it compared the quality to that of a McDonald's cheeseburger.
Sat, February 2, 2008 - 11:18 AM
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