El Gato was born deep inside the Adirondacks. His first test was to navigate the treacherous slopes, and at the base, was admitted into his tribe of WTF?

In His teens, El Gato found the twinned joys of Toys and Comics, and perusing the pages of ghost Rider and Daredevil found himself drawn to the selfless heroics of his favourite protagonists, and strangely proportioned bodies of the women on those matted pages.

His search has taken him the world over; from the Elephant tusk strewn landscape of his native Italy, to the briny shores of Brighton. Has he found her yet? Well, if you are prone to men who perform selfless acts of heroism and you have a comically porportioned body, you'd best get in touch - He's been looking for you for a long time.

All that bollocks said, El Gato is a person of amazing enthusiasm and wit. Very commited to anything he finds interesting, he has given me energy and inspiration in the slog of some of the work one has to do, and saved me from boredom the rest of the time.

*tips hat*