i could come up with fresh affections for linda every time, but how i feel really is summed up best by what i said...

yep.
totally o.g. solid type love.
the straight simple no guff stuff.

one of the realest.

linda and i were on the same basket ball team when we were 15 year old girls growing up in puerto rico, and when the girls from another team roughed me up after a game, linda was the one who came with me to do voodoo on their ringleader...
and the next year, when my teacher tried to force himself on me, she burned the mutherfuckers' car and didn't even tell me until two weeks later. we laughed till we peed our pants.

you can't buy that kinda love.

linda recieves the award purdy much~tha auzeee touch~unadultchyeratid fuzzy wuz gpunch...she's a queen n such...
jewel encrusted trophy thing~a yule entrusted boasting jody sings~yer praisez joyfully...
long lists uv why....yer like the bestest bite uv the pie...the ripest zest uv the rind....the knowledge sought in the vine....
but look at her picture...a love elixer....a mender~a fixer...a hurricane uv specialnisss twister...sophisticated silliness sister....i'll senda a jar uv bliss to her...
words melt on my tongue like snowflakes and all i'm left wiff
is....yum...totally jodally refreshed, blessed, quenched and googley eyed...as i spy with my little eye...sumthing linderlay...honestlay...there is no end to her beauty...a blue tree in a pink sky...canoo glee on an ocean of her eyes...no confinez to her inspiration...creationz space station...an elvin race infatuation..
her air gutar skillz are ...almost up there wif mine...
so she obviously is a quick learner...a light...a burner...of prayers..sent off in the air...a sayer uv truth...a layer uv proof..in tha puddin...

and....she dances good...real good...yu know which dance i'm talkin a'boot..."here is my handle..here is my stout"...long lanky gorilla armz...dangley good luck charmz...swaying body...creepin up on laughing jodys bumped and wobletroned...lumped and flobletroned...
awwww...then therez the bouquet uv her linguistix....a game uv croquet blinguiistix...it'sa verbal honey dipped swizzlestix...so fragrantly articulate and melodic....
nurturing...loving...true...passionate...responsible..phewww....holding space for spirits singing...
talented...hillarious...pin balling between refined and vulgar like a victorian tea party at a strip joint...thats hawt!...so beautiful my eyes get baptized when i gaze upon thee...he he he he he...
...always leaving me wanting more....
oh, and she can wrestle wif the big boys...
honestlaaaay....such the catch....

I'd write you a hot and saucy testimonial...but unfortunately I was up all night with...





YOUR MOM.

purrvais,
xxxo

Linda, Linder, Pervert, Gulky... she's so many things to me. Grounded, talented, kind, suprising and stealthy. Epic and then some. So much love to share with the world, so glad she chooses to share a small part of it with me. Love you, love you, love you.

oh the taurean glow
she weaves adventures with the wisk of her imagination
she speaks in ancient future codes of truth
resonantly glowing, being near her is to know her is to grow this one in your dream garden, for her fecundity and beauty are super natural resources....
feeling you across spaces and times,
kissing you with o's and 1's.... and the beyond hugs you for me!
all and nothing
we are ONE