"You know we get really, really excited about bad ideas when we drink."
-Nathan Explosion, Metalocalypse

"...I'd be innocent officially but that's a big word innocent, stupid's more like it."

-Orson Welles as Michael O'Hara in The Lady From Shanghai

Okay, I didn't want to have to do this.
I don't know what makes you think I'm not just randomly choosing victims from strangers who try to friend me, tying them up in my basement and then getting distracted and letting them starve to death. You all seem to have very lousy life skills, the mere fact that you're trying to friend me shows that. And I have enough dead friends, so I'm only adding people that I've met. That's something you're just going to have to come to terms with.

ETA: and if you ignore this and send me some horrifically written or ridiculous friend request (ie. about what a great dom you are or another one where you've cut and pasted the definition of "friend" from Websters and then proceeded to rant on about how tribe's terms of use require people to friend each other... no they don't or there wouldn't be a decline option dumbass..and I don't care if you like panties) (etc. etc.) you are now on notice that I reserve the right, as of 11/ 7/ 07, to post it along w/ a link to your profile in a module made simply so everyone can point and laugh. Oh yeah baby, I'll do it.

"...and that's the problem with men Patty, the Y gene is just an incomplete X chromosome, dig? A man is an incomplete female, just a walking abortion. "
~ Val on Venture Brothers

Merriam-Webster's Dictionary of English Usage
anyways
none of the senses of anyways are standard contemporary English, but you should not conclude that they are substandard, as Copperund 1970 does. When anyways means anywise it is archaic:

And if the people of the land do any ways hide their eyes--Leviticus 20:4 (AV), 1611

...who have no places, nor are anyways dependent on the King—Thomas Gray, letter, 24 May 1742

The other uses-- “to any degree at all” and “in any case, anyway, anyhow”-- are dialectal. The Dictionary of American Regional English marks both senses now chiefly South and South Midland, though some of the earliest evidence for “to any degree at all” is from New England. A few examples:

Then the trial began, and, as you might expect, it didn't look anyways good for the defense-- Stephen Vincent Benet. “The Devil and Daniel Webster,” 1937, in American Harvest, ed Allen Tate & John Peale Bishop, 1942

“Anyways” said Jackie “better late than never...”--John Dos Passos, Number One, 1943

I think I will go to New York anyways sometime next summer—Flannery O' Connor, letter, 25 Jan. 1953

The “anyway” use exists in some British dialects, too. The OED notes Dickens, and our files contain this:

Anyways, it could not be found there—Joseph Conrad, Youth, 1902