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Alice

offline 93 friends
joined on 06/02/04
last updated 05/08/08
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If Barbie is so popular...

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why do you have to buy her friends?

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"You know we get really, really excited about bad ideas when we drink."
-Nathan Explosion, Metalocalypse

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My Testimonials

May 6, 2008
Alice, oh Alice--the gal who has gone through the Looking Glass, down the Rabbit Hole, and come back again to tell the tale. And what a tail she is! Be quick or this one will grow small and slip between your feet, then tall and smack you on the head. Don't take any mushrooms from her and be really wary of anything drinkable she might hand you. She's a trip in and of herself, mind the stairs, have a nice fall...(Now where did I put my gloves?)
August 10, 2007
Alice has earned her place upon this Earth as the Mistress of the Roller! Masterfully at Zen when she paints, this one is.....
June 19, 2007
Never a dull moment =D

Can't say too much more...it would be breaking the code....but those with weak hearts, stay away =P
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Bullshit List Of Grievances

So I haven't been reading, I reached a point back when I was having like 20 a day where even trying to read was an issue and I fell out of the habit. Last month I was up to multiple seizures every day again. There were a lot of factors involved. But the thing is my cognition has been affected. My math and spelling and grammar are a lot worse as well as general critical thinking maybe and I'm not sure when it happened. But I need to start reading books again. For cognitive reasons, and 'cause ... read more
Thu, May 8, 2008 - 4:21 PM permalink - 3 comments
 
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We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.
— John Hancock

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friends policy

Okay, I didn't want to have to do this.
I don't know what makes you think I'm not just randomly choosing victims from strangers who try to friend me, tying them up in my basement and then getting distracted and letting them starve to death. You all seem to have very lousy life skills, the mere fact that you're trying to friend me shows that. And I have enough dead friends, so I'm only adding people that I've met. That's something you're just going to have to come to terms with.

ETA: and if you ignore this and send me some horrifically written or ridiculous friend request (ie. about what a great dom you are or another one where you've cut and pasted the definition of "friend" from Websters and then proceeded to rant on about how tribe's terms of use require people to friend each other... no they don't or there wouldn't be a decline option dumbass..and I don't care if you like panties) (etc. etc.) you are now on notice that I reserve the right, as of 11/ 7/ 07, to post it along w/ a link to your profile in a module made simply so everyone can point and laugh. Oh yeah baby, I'll do it.

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"...and that's the problem with men Patty, the Y gene is just an incomplete X chromosome, dig? A man is an incomplete female, just a walking abortion. "
~ Val on Venture Brothers

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TMI

Age
31
about me
Alice, It's more than just malice misspelled. I don't care what spell check says! I was raised vegetarian, but I got over it. I think cute fuzzy animals taste best. Mmmm yummy bunnies. Oh yah, embracing the dark side. I think commas are pretty, this can lead to inappropriate commafication. Someone once described me as "the exception that proves the rule" ...still not sure what he meant... I used to be goth but they have pills for that. I alphabetize by first name, just thought you needed to know that.
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ayways..... ;-p

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"I improve on misquotation." -Cary Grant

"If everything below the neck is fine, and she could keep her head up, then she could walk around and live," said Henry Kawamoto, a Los Angeles-based specialist in facial plastic surgery. "And if she ...
Wed, April 2, 2008 - 5:09 AM permalink
"As a writer, if you took away my paper I would write on my own heart.  If you took away my ink I would write on the wind.  It wouldn't be an ideal way to work...."    &n...
Mon, January 14, 2008 - 12:33 PM permalink
"The mashed potatoes defiantly stood their ground against the gravy, as if they'd read The Artist's Way and said, "I'm going to be boring and forgetful in my own potato-y way!"  -Patton Oswaltcli...
Wed, January 9, 2008 - 1:12 AM permalink
"-I'm going to go ahead and say it...masturbate. I know, I know, NSFW, but jesus it helps some times, especially when you're doing long distance."  ~anon at least I'm posting it anon, and this fo...
Tue, December 4, 2007 - 2:43 AM permalink
"Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians"  - Rev Pat Robertson
Wed, November 28, 2007 - 2:57 AM permalink
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