Bullshit List Of Grievances

Rodent's phone number

elizabethlavenza — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 19:43:18 GMT

does anyone have it? can you pm it to me? thanks a lot, ~A

bonny doon fire

elizabethlavenza — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 00:56:15 GMT

http://santacruzfire.blogspot.com/ also on ksco http://www.ksco.com/listentips.cfm#mswin

books! books! books!

elizabethlavenza — Thu, 08 May 2008 23:21:44 GMT

So I haven't been reading, I reached a point back when I was having like 20 a day where even trying to read was an issue and I fell out of the habit. Last month I was up to multiple seizures every day again. There were a lot of factors involved. But the thing is my cognition has been affected. My math and spelling and grammar are a lot worse as well as general critical thinking maybe and I'm not sure when it happened. But I need to start reading books again. For cognitive reasons, and 'cause it's fun. So please recommend your favorite books or authors.

saturday

elizabethlavenza — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 02:39:26 GMT

is the 24 year anniversary of The White Raven (coffee shop) in Felton with live music all day and nummies, and belly dancing @ 6 pm and a drum circle after that.

so jealous

elizabethlavenza — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:01:12 GMT

I iz jealous

elizabethlavenza — Tue, 08 Apr 2008 18:00:17 GMT

bacon of the month club : )

elizabethlavenza — Mon, 07 Apr 2008 00:46:07 GMT

http://www.gratefulpalate.com/?p=Category_11

It's kind of breathtaking how many of their grievances, are things we're doing in Iraq.

elizabethlavenza — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 07:26:16 GMT

IN CONGRESS, JULY 4, 1776 The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation. We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world. He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them. He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only. He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures. He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people. He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected, whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within. He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands. He has obstructed the Administration of Justice by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers. He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries. He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance. He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures. He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power. He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation: For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us: For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States: For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world: For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent: For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury: For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences: For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments: For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever. He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us. He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people. He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation. He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands. He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions. In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people. Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends. We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these united Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. — And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor. — John Hancock

I can't show you a "purple wurple" but..

elizabethlavenza — Wed, 06 Feb 2008 21:08:54 GMT

this is what it looks like when I have an aura: the halo around the stars, picture that around light bulbs etc. and the air; it kinda seems to swim, it's weird, it's like the air is thick and blurry but the edges of the things on the other side are still just as sharp...

more smoking badness

elizabethlavenza — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 23:20:02 GMT

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/02/05/AR2008020501619.html

Holidays @ BM

elizabethlavenza — Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:28:30 GMT

1'st day of BM (August 25th) is Kiss-And-Make-Up Day 2'nd day of BM (August 26th) is National Cherry Popsicle Day and National Dog Day and Women's Equality Day 3'rd day of BM (August 27th) is Petroleum Day, Global Forgiveness Day and Just Because Day 4th day of BM (August 28th) is World Sauntering Day and Race Your Mouse Day (perhaps one could do both @ once?) 5th day of BM (August 29th) is More Herbs, Less Salt Day 6th day of BM (August 30th) is National Toasted Marshmallow Day Woot!, oh, and Frankenstein Day 7th day of BM (August 31st) is National Trail Mix Day 8th day of BM (September 1st) is Emma M. Nutt Day, oh yeah, and Labor Day it is also Be Kind to Humankind Week but September 2'nd is National Beheading Day

Do Monkeys Pay For Sex?

elizabethlavenza — Sun, 13 Jan 2008 17:12:06 GMT

http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1700821,00.html?cnn=yes

missing pong and leisure suit larry?

elizabethlavenza — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 00:02:18 GMT

http://www.virtualapple.org/

Marry, Shag, or Kill?

elizabethlavenza — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 21:48:21 GMT

I think this'll be fun, Santa, Frosty, Rudolf. Tell me which one you'd Marry, Shag, or Kill. Then throw out your own list. Three males or females-who fit a certain category.

woot!

elizabethlavenza — Tue, 18 Dec 2007 04:23:55 GMT

Thanks to santa con Jer is willing to let me dress him up for burningman this year! woot! so-santarchy recap, sounds like everyone else I know made out w/ strangers.. I got my ass slapped by strangers, made out w/ peeps I knew, and beat up a strange santa twice. but he brought a sword so he obviously needed to beat with it. (don't sport a weapon if you can't hold on to it I say) (did I mention I stole a gun from a guy dressed as a marshal for halloween? let this be a lesson to you all! own your costume biotch!!!)

Pretend To Be A Time Traveler Day!!!

elizabethlavenza — Sun, 04 Nov 2007 23:41:50 GMT

Stolen From Davio. Looks Super Fun!!! Woot!! http://forums.koalawallop.net/viewtopic.php?t=1719

~

elizabethlavenza — Sun, 28 Oct 2007 02:05:54 GMT

GO PLACIDLY AMIDST THE NOISE AND HASTE and remember what peace there may be in silence As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons. Speak your truth quietly & clearly; and listen to others, even the dull & ignorant; they too have their story. Avoid loud & aggressive persons, for they are vexations to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others; you may become vain & bitter; for always there will be greater & lesser persons than yourself. Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time. Exercise caution in your business affairs; for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals; and everywhere life is full of heroism. Be yourself. Especially, do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love; for in the face of all aridity & disenchantment it is perennial as the grass. Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth. Nature strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune but do not distress yourself with imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness. Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gently with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here. And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should. Therefor be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be, and whatever your labours & aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life keep peace with your soul. With al its sham, drudgery & broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be careful. Strive to be happy. ~Max Erhmann

candy mountain massacre

elizabethlavenza — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 19:15:05 GMT

http://www.adultswim.com/games/candymountain/index.html "In your five years as exterminator you've never seen anything like this. A virulent plague is ravishing the sweet magical creatures of candy mountain turning them into homicidal killers. Your mission: Exterminate." oh yeah!

don't judge me by the games I play

elizabethlavenza — Sat, 27 Oct 2007 19:08:41 GMT

http://www.gamedesign.jp/flash/chatnoir/chatnoir.html and don't let the kitty out

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elizabethlavenza — Wed, 24 Oct 2007 04:03:34 GMT

first month of FISA surveillance from Comcast "requiring deployment of an intercept device" including initial start up fee $1,000.00 cost of subsequent surveillance $750.00 per month knowing the government can listen to your phone sex even if you're on a land line - priceless http://www.fas.org/blog/secrecy/2007/10/implementing_domestic_intellig.html

Best Food Porn Ever!

elizabethlavenza — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 20:42:56 GMT

http://www.tastespotting.com/ It's basically photos from food blogs... and each photo is a link to the page it came from. It's like literotica with pictures for foodies.

I want to smoke...

elizabethlavenza — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 19:41:51 GMT

instead I cheated and had coffee which was, it turned out, counterproductive as far as smoking goes but really yummy. I can has decaf?

Pony Chair

elizabethlavenza — Sun, 21 Oct 2007 19:19:48 GMT

http://hivemodern.com/products/?view=sub_product&sid=214&cid=2&cid2=107 now who does this remind me of...?

15 yrs

elizabethlavenza — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 22:02:50 GMT

fifteen years ago today I gave Jeremy my chocolate cake 'cause I'd already eaten off all of the frosting while walking to the graveyard. an' we talked about heinlin and stuffy stuff and watched Ren and Stimpy with my friends and then kissed on Nicole's Grandma's floor after everyone else went to bed. And the next morning Nicole and Violet grilled me about it. long before she was Violet. (And Nicole (and her mom and her grandma) lied to everyone and told them the beans were vegetarian... )

disco senator

elizabethlavenza — Wed, 10 Oct 2007 05:39:44 GMT

http://www.podtech.net/home/4307/senator-larry-craigs-new-music-video