1. Are you taller than your best friend?
no, yes, and same height.

2. Do you have a favorite type of pen?
quill

3. Look at your planner for November 14, what are you doing?
looking at my planner for Nov. 14, i see:
YOGA 11:30
-call carole re sched- [X'ed out]
-call Nancy back- [X'ed out]
-call jackie/esteban/ami- [X'ed out]
-call Steve ofc re: appt today- [X'ed out]
fix tooth 4pm
-sew w/ grma- [X'ed out]
-linen- [X'ed out]
-purp fairy bubble- [X'ed out]
lunch w/ amy 12:30

apparently i'm time-dyslexic. no wonder i'm always late.

4. What color are your toenails usually?
transparent? vaguely whitish opaque? flesh colored?

5.What is the last thing you highlighted?
april's famous cleavage.

6. What color are the curtains in your bedroom?
invisible

7. What are your favoite colors?
to wear? orange green maroon yellow charcoal. in general? all of them found in nature. :).

8. Have you ever had a black and white cat?
nope

9. What is the last thing you put a stamp on?
package to my sister, package to my lover.

10. Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming?
i don't think so.

11. Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time?
fabric.

12. Who is the last baby that you held?
babies scare me. i might break it.

13. Can you spell well?
weel?

14. Do you like Cinnamon toothpaste?
sure

15. What is next to your computer?
chocolate. crystals. books. jewelry. drugs.

16. Pick one: Miami Hurricanes or Florida Gators?
umm. gators cause i might outrun them.

17. Last time you went to Six Flags?
dunno

18. Do you have any wallpaper in your house?
i don't have a house. if i had a tipi, i'd say no.

19. Closest thing to you that is yellow?
cigarette pack

20. Where did you go to high school?
none of your business, wierdo. you wanna stalk me too?

21. Favorite sea animal?
anglerfish. their version of sex is complete absorption.

22. Closest framed picture to you?
my mom with her mother c. 1953.

23. Last time you had someone cook for you?
last night, wet dog soup.

25. How many emails do you get in your inbox daily?
few to none, cause i neglect the internet and the cookies show it.

26. Last time you received flowers?
anyone who knows my gyspsy spirit knows how i feel about cut flowers.

28. Do you play air guitar?
no, but i met some nice people tonite whose friend won the national championships in air guitar. i'll stick to air cowbell, thanks.

29. Has anyone ever proposed to you?
yes.

30. Do you take anything in your coffee?
coffee has never touched my mucous membranes purposefully on my part.

31. Do you own any Willow Tree figurines?
[WTF?] i'm with you on this.

32. What is/was your high school's mascot?
bulldog. fitting.

33. Last person you spoke to from high school?
um, do jen and amy count? they were my friends back then, even though they didn't go to school with me.

34. Last time you used hand sanitizer?
umm at work last week?

35. Would you like to learn to play the drums?
i would like to learn to use a drum machine.

36. What color are the blinds in your living room?
[invisible] didn't i say this earlier? love you, trudie.

38. Last thing you read in the newspaper?
i don't do the news. i do gossip.

39. Know anyone pregnant?
a few. babies are the new black.

40. What is the last place you bought pizza from?
dunno

41. Have you ever worn a crown?
when i was a fairy princess ballerina.

42. What is the last thing you stapled?
i don't care?

43. Did you ever drink Pepsi?
nope

44. Are you ticklish?
yep, if you wanna get kicked.

45. Last time you saw fireworks?
[last night in the sack with Matt ] i love trudie.

46. Last time you had a Krispy Kreme doughnut?
when i lived inthe east bay. i only like the ones fresh off the conveyer belt.

47. Who is the last person that left you a message & you actually returned?
[Someone work related] yep. if it's not fashion, music, massage, or dance, i can't make the time for it cause i'm not motivated.

48. Last time you clean your floor.
love the grammar.

49. Do you have a black dog?
i used to. he's buried in the backyard. i hear that's illegal now.

51. Are you an aunt or uncle?
not yet. my people take a while to start breeding, that's why both my grammas are 90+.


52. Who has the prettiest eyes that you know of?
really, i like mouths. if pressed, i'd have to say i find jen's left eye entrancing.

53. Last time you saw a semi truck?
i read this as semi fuck and spent a few moments pondering what that might possibly be...

54. Do you remember Ugly Kid Joe?
never knew him.

55. Do you have a little black dress?
sure.