June 27, 2007
Elyse is the hottest dude I know.
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Wed, March 12, 2008 - 1:10 PM
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9/16/03, 9306 views 2. What's the last movie you saw at a theatre? Atonement, which couldn't even touch the goodness of the book. 3. Who have you talked to most today? My coworker Ricky so far. 4. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day- what animal would you be? SHARK 5. What's the last thing you bought that was more than $100? Unfortunately something dull: groceries. 6. What's the last thing someone bought you? I think Jesse bought me a beer at the show we went to Saturday night. 7. Are you a bad influence? People are going to need to start being responsible for their own actions. 8. Do you ever sing in the shower? no. i mumble to myself sometimes, when i have a lot on my mind. 9. Something quirky that you do an a regular basis? nothing interesting enough to share i bet. 10. Something seriously weird that you do an a regular basis? this feels like the same question as before. 11. Honestly, how many boys/girls have u been in love with? iprobably really only two. i've told more people that i loved them, because i felt all twinkly AT THE TIME, but reflecting back it's really only two and the first turned out poorly so jesse wins CONGRATULATIONS JESSE! 12. Do you judge people by their musical preferences? judging people is really one of my favorite things. 13. Would you move to another state or country to be with the one you love? sure i guess so. 14. Are you afraid of falling in love? as brandon pointed out, it's sort of a bad thing since i'm already married. 15. What features do you find most attractive in the opposite sex? good looking, sarcastic, smart, good in bed 16. When was your last make-out session? i don't remember. not like because it was THAT long ago, i just don't know exactly when it happened because things have been a little hectic for me lately and everything's blurring together. 17. Is there something that you don't want to do? i'd rather not work right now, clearly. 18. If you were to wake up from being in a coma for an extended time, who would you call? probably jesse 19. Shoe size? 9.5 20. What color are your eyes? "are your eyes real" blue 21. What are you listening to? my coworker swear because something broke. 22. What’s something you wish you could understand better? i'd like to speak a few different languages fluently. 23. What is/was your favorite subject in school? forestry, because i got to sit around and bullshit with the cute guys from the other school. it was the class for lazy stoners. 24. Who was your first Prom date? no prom for this girl, my boyfriend was too old to go (creepy) 25. Who was the first person to break your heart? i dunno. there are so many different levels of heartbreak. 26. Ever been to Las Vegas? yes, i sure have. 27. Where are you most ticklish? if you tickle my feet i have this instant reaction where i kick you as hard as i can. it's not fucking funny. 28. How many siblings do you have? one sister, she's almost 21. 29. First thing you wash in the shower? left arm. 30. How many countries have you visited? six 31. What is the color of your bedsheets? i think light green. 32. Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you? the tongue of the dog on the rocket dog rescue calendar i have. 33. Baskin Robbins or Coldstone? i think coldstone. i guess. 34. Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, or Star Wars? i'm really liked the lord of the rings movies! a lot! 35. Batman, Spiderman, or Superman? i don't really care. 36. What's your favorite Disney movie? oh! don't care about this one either. 37. What is your favorite breakfast food? poached egg on toast. 38. Something you eat but know you shouldn't? oh yes let's make a list of that. 39. If you could 'take back' your virginity from your first partner, would you? probably woulda just done it with him later if it hadn't been then, so what's the point. 40. Do you like your life right now? this past year has been a really tough one, but i am still a generally happy person so i guess so.
(Please see my previous blog if you want the details on my Avon Walk for Breast Cancer and my reasons for doing it)
Sat, March 8, 2008 - 9:55 AM
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Thank you so much to all of you who donated already! I reached my goal (and then some) in record time. I know that there are still people who told me that they would like to donate, and I would like to invite them to donate to my team members. Avon requires you to come up with the $1800 in order to do the walk, and any overflow can't be counted toward anyone else's goal. My awesome teammates are: Cat: info.avonfoundation.org/site/T...ancisco Jenn: info.avonfoundation.org/site/T...ancisco Erica: info.avonfoundation.org/site/T...ancisco THANK YOU so much. It goes to a really good place, and if you don't even give a shit about that then think about the glorious tax deductible possiblities. And thats my mama and my sister up there from last weekend in Yosemite.
My mom was first diagnosed with breast cancer about a month before my wedding in 2006. She started chemo soon after, then radiation. Throughout it all, we thought it was a minor bump in the road; the doctors assured us that it was a very small lump and that it had been removed completely with surgery.
Fri, February 15, 2008 - 1:37 PM
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Last year she started feeling swelling and pain in her breast. Over the months it got worse and worse. She went back to the doctors repeatedly, and they gave her various reasons for what she was going through ranging from "an infection" to "post traumatic stress". After antibiotics did nothing and it continued to get worse, they finally did a biopsy and found that it is cancer again. She has Inflammatory Breast Cancer, a very fast moving and aggressive disease. It is not common, hence the misdiagnosis for months. She has had a PET scan and it shows that the cancer has spread to her bones (not good!) but not to her organs (good!). She is now going through a weekly round of chemo. She is in constant pain from the swelling of her breast, and the cancer has gotten into the lymph nodes in her arm so that it is also swollen. She has to put soft felt in her bra so that wearing it is not as painful. I have been taking her to appointments and Kaiser as well as UCSF to make sure we do everything we possibly can. My mother is a wonderful person, and we are very close. She is the glue that holds my family together. The outlook on this thing is not great, and the thought of losing my mom is....there just aren't words for that kind of pain. SO. One of my small ways of doing what I can is joining my dear lifelong friend Erica in the Avon Breast Cancer Walk this July (my birthday weekend, in fact). We will be Team Kim for my mom, and I am going to walk my butt off. But hey guess what, I need to grovel for money because you have to raise $1800. I appreciate any help that any of you can offer, and I completely understand as well if you can't. I will also be spamming the shit out of myspace (drawing good from evil). Thank you all so much. Here's my deal: walk.avonfoundation.org/site/TR
Totally fucking awesome. I want to see it again already. If you haven't caught it yet, do it while it's in theaters because it's been six hours and it's still sitting with me.
Sat, December 8, 2007 - 8:52 PM
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August 31, 2005
Maybe you think you know elyse. You don't. You may know one tiny corner of her. Maybe you think she's cool. You don't really understand. Your feeble mind is incapable of conceiving how truly amazing elyse is. She's elysetastic. You don't even know what that means, it's so far out of your league.
I love her. July 27, 2005
In modern Abrahamic religions, Elyse is generally viewed as a supernatural entity who is the central embodiment of evil. Elyse is also commonly known as the Devil (Latin Diábolus), the "Princess of Darkness," Beelzebub, Belial, Mephistopheles, Lucifer or Supah Bitch. In the Talmud and some works of Kabbalah Elyse is sometimes called Samael; however most Jewish literature is of the opinion that Samael is a separate angel.
May 23, 2005
It causes me a small bit of anxiety to think that, should She approve this testimonial, it will appear on Her profile where (gulp) it'll be visible to anyone who sees †elyse†'s Home page. I really don't see how I merit that kind of inclusion. But She is Great and i am just this humble, like, †elyse† monk telling you to do whatever it is, like, give Her money or hire Her or drunk-dial her or whatever it is at the moment, but just don't SCREW UP and piss Her off, jack, because i will CUT YOU. CUT. YOU. Whatever though - because, like, like: She doesn't neeeed you anyway, does She? She doesn't need your ridiculous crap at all. Go away! Jesus!
April 30, 2005
I miss her so.
April 28, 2005
I love this cunt. December 27, 2004
You are a drinking star.
You are a drinking star. About 200 people like Elyse. You are my special drinking pal. ELYSE!!! ELYSE!!! ELYSE!!! ELYSE!!! You really whoop a llama's ass. Right on brother. You really whoop Saddam Hussein's ass. You can really jam harder like a magicist. ELYSE!!! ELYSE!!! ELYSE!!! ELYSE!!! Elyse really whoops a donkey's ass. You really whoop the horse's ass. I like Elyse a lot. You really whoop the horse's ass. Rock over London, Rock on Chicago. Wheaties - breakfast of champions (The Wesley WIllis song generator: www.monzy.com/cgi-bin/willis.cgi) December 8, 2004
Elyse hates you. She hates me too, but she hates me because I'm beautiful. Elyse hates you because you're ugly. Please stop posting naked pictures of yourself on the internet.
November 19, 2004
you are gorgeous in every regard.
November 18, 2004
elyse is wonderful.
She is snarky and smart as a whip, helpful and silly. She keeps me sane, which is more than a full time job. And she's so purty. I have known her for years and it just keeps getting better. She's the Waldorf to my Statler. Sometimes she lets me rub my potato against her leg. We've done a lot of stupid (and fun) crap together over the years and made it through some really lame stuff too. I love her muchly. September 28, 2004
Every day And in every way She makes me wetter, and wetter-er-er... August 26, 2004
you know ellen & anne heche? they ain't got shit on me & elyse.
Unsu...
June 21, 2004
Oakland, California. Home to the most righteous Black Panther Party and its founders - Huey Newton, David Hilliard, Eldridge Cleaver, Elyse. Not everyone knows the role soul sister Elyse played in the Struggle. She organized the first sickle-cell tests, created the graphic for the first "Free Huey!" badge, spoke at Li'l Bobby's funeral. Elyse is a visionary. A powerful figure in the history of Oak-Town. She was a point guard for the ABA team the Oakland Oaks. She was in Digital Underground a year before Tupac. She keeps it mad real. ALL POWER TO THE PEOPLE!
April 30, 2004
i love elyse and i love drinky crow!
January 6, 2004
Elyse, elyse
Haven't I already written you a testimonial? Or did you just reject it, like you did my heart? You wicked wicked temptress. How do I feel about Elyse? Hell. She's great. What a rack. Cusses like a sailor. She's pretty damn fun to be around. Just a word to the wise: watch out when she says: "I've got a joke for you"
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