joined on 03/22/04
last updated 03/06/08
about me
I'm a writer and an amateur filmmaker. Volunteer and I'll love you forever. There are other ways to achieve this goal, but this is the least likely to result in requiring a shower afterwards. Actually, that may not be true, considering I do a few horror movies...
Crawford Tillinghast: "My God, Edward -- what have you BECOME?"
Edward Pretorius: "Myself!"
(from the movie "From Beyond" imdb.com/title/tt0091083/ )
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history -- with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila." -Mitch Radcliffe
"It's important to remember how lucky we are." -Paige
"When Gandhi said "be the change you want to see in the world" that did not mean only when it's easy or comfortable or won't upset anyone. Values are worth shit if you're willing to ignore them because they make someone uncomfortable." -Leslie
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Sorry I've been a bit under the radar lately. Been real busy doing neat stuff! 8)
Fri, May 2, 2008 - 3:14 PM
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If it dead and it ain't lyin' still, it needs a film festival!
Hey, my buddy Andrew's set up a new website for the Zompire Film Festival at
www.zompire.com/
Let's show the film festival little love -- go visit the site, sign up, wander around, and have a good time.
Pass the URL around to your buddies, too. Undead stuff's hot this time of year, what with Easter coming up. Wait, Easter's already gone by. Muahahaha -- Easter's UNDEAD!
And maybe we'll see you there! 8)
Not only have I been struggling with a virus the past few weeks, my computer gets one, too.
And while it's in the shop, the thing starts puking and bluescreening and all sorts of bad hardware shit starts happening.
My Production computer.
Shit.
So, instead of the hundred bucks or so to get the damn virus outta there, the bill's for a whole new Production computer. Much more than that.
Shit.
New day job came just in time for me to hurl myself into debt.
Tue, April 15, 2008 - 9:03 PM
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Re: my husband's first secondary
(in Polyamory)
"I am so glad that I joined this support group."
Oh.
This is a support group?
discussion post on Mon, May 12, 2008 - 10:17 PM
Re: my favorite "poly" song
(in Polyamory)
I'm not sure how "friends" represents a disintegration.
discussion post on Mon, May 12, 2008 - 10:16 PM
Re: Schedule Fidelity - question and guidance
(in Polyamory)
"Given how the rocket scientists of my acquaintance conduct their relationships, I can only conclude that relationships are harder!"
Just because people don't do something doesn't mean it's hard to do.
It's easy to step off a tall building a...
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discussion post on Mon, May 12, 2008 - 10:11 PM
Re: Zompire: The Undead Film Festival 2008
(in PDX)
I will be there Saturday, but probably not Friday.
discussion post on Thu, May 8, 2008 - 8:32 PM
Re: Schedule Fidelity - question and guidance
(in Polyamory)
As far as not actually getting sex when you want it, that is a completely different issue. It doesn't matter WHY, just focus on asking for what you WANT.
Directly.
If it's a small house, then go out on a date somewhere. Arrange for that ...
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discussion post on Thu, May 8, 2008 - 8:30 PM
Re: Schedule Fidelity - question and guidance
(in Polyamory)
"For the longest time I was under the impression that the schedule also referred to who she was actually fucking that day."
You agreed to a day-long exclusive date-time?
"My perspective is this. It's a respect thing. I do not have sex with h...
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discussion post on Thu, May 8, 2008 - 8:20 PM
Re: Describing Edward is like writing similes...
(in Love Notes)
Vampires are only zombies with a better dress sense and more refined palate. ;)
discussion post on Sat, May 3, 2008 - 11:59 PM
Re: Describing Edward is like writing similes...
(in Love Notes)
It is certainly more your right than anyone else's. 8)
discussion post on Sat, May 3, 2008 - 12:26 AM
Re: Astroturf?
(in PDX)
There's carpet in strip clubs? Euw.
discussion post on Sat, May 3, 2008 - 12:22 AM
Re: Describing Edward is like writing similes...
(in Love Notes)
Aw mannnnn... (blush)
Thank you!
discussion post on Sat, May 3, 2008 - 12:21 AM
September 14, 2007
Edward is quietly brilliant. Not shy. Never at a loss for words. He simply knows how much to say and when to stop. (I am not gifted in this area, and will therefore go on a bit longer than is needed here. You can stop reading now, though. The important part is there in the first sentance.)
He makes you re-evaluate some of those old positions you got into the habit of taking, and he may not actually change your mind, but at least he made you think about why you continue to take that position. that's probably all he was getting at, anyway.
He's a teller of tales. Good'uns. I think I am not the only person out here in the universe who sometimes daydreams about having Edward show up unexpectedly in the middle of thedreary workday and just start talking. Man. That would rock.
Be nice to Edward. He's damned worthwhile.
July 8, 2007
He's the cutest guy on Tribe ..what more can I say?
AND dammit I wish I had seen ALL his films..
April 17, 2007
I've never met Edward, but he strikes me as an awesome guy. Irreverent, fitted with a disturbing imagination, and full of useful advice, I'm often impressed with his writing and thinking. Thanks to Edward for spending all of that time on the computer, doling out thoughts and inspiration and humor, when he could be enjoying his immediate physical surroundings instead.
March 9, 2007
Edward's a good man.
Higher praise, I cannot give.
His description of Zombie activity is also a Wonder to Behold and a Thing of Beauty Forever.
September 2, 2006
If you were to ask me who my favorite author is, I'd say Chuck Palahniuk, Jonathan Safran Foer, Douglas Coupland, Christopher Moore, Philip Dick, or Ray Bradbury. But if you asked me who my favorite tiny author is ... um ... well it still wouldn't be Edward. But if you asked me who my favorite tiny author who's also a Star Trek fan is ... well then BINGO!!
March 23, 2006
Having known Edward for about a decade now... ...the first thing that comes to mind when I think of him is a Mad Scientist sitting in his mountain top castle, making movies and building robotic flying monkeys. Yep, that about sums it up.
When Edward enters the room, women swoon and men fall and tremble in fear. Or maybe they fall on their asses laughing at his antics. Those lines are often blurred.
An entertaining addition to any party, you should be warned however never to leave Edward unattended in a room with books. The more books, the more you should worry. You have been warned.
Stay Funky Edward!
March 21, 2006
Edward will set you aflame from your loins (girded or no) to your lobes (frontal, thanks). He's an ever-curious, ever-seeking, ever-surprising gentleman who has never ever bored me. :) His advice, wisdom, and measured perspective have been so very appreciated.
I like him a lot and am thrilled to call him a friend.
Investigate, for it's entirely worth your while.
February 20, 2006
Edward, wow, Edward. I met Edward almost six years ago and pretty much developed an instant crush. Handsome, funny, smart, loves H.P. Lovecraft - really, I didn't stand a chance against his charms. We flirted off and on for years, then one day he started showing up at my place with Futurama DVDs and exotic pastries and fantastic books that he wanted to share with me. That's when I fell in love.
Edward is so wonderful. He's enthusiastic about all of my crazy ideas and projects; he's the first boyfriend to actually take an interest in my tarantulas. He can make me blush like a teenager, even via email. He is sweet and loving and always ready with support, advice, or a big hug when I need it. We have so much fun together and, really, we're just getting started.
February 16, 2006
EM3's one of those inspiring people who keeps reminding me that all it takes to make a dream happen is dogged determination and a little insanity!
Okay, maybe more than a little...
January 12, 2006
This man causes me to crave back to back viewings of French Kiss, In and Out, and The Big Chill.
When I am not lost in a haze of desire for his exterior, I am in awe of those parts of him unseen. Keen mind, soft heart, and an old new-aged soul.
He makes me smile, tingle and think. What a lethal, wonderful combination
June 26, 2005
Having Edward in my life makes me grateful to be alive, here, now, in this Universe. He's brilliant, and sexy, and talented, and amazing in every way.
And he has the most gorgeous hair it has ever been my pleasure to run my fingers through.
If I had to go live on a desert island, and I could only take one thing? I'd take Edward. I love him madly, and insanely, and completely, and all those other good adverbs.
February 4, 2005
Edward has a sexy brain. He's awesome.
January 29, 2005
Edward is probably one of the most talented writers I know. I just met him recently, but I feel like we have known each other forever. He has such a fiery, passionate soul. I feel very lucky to have him in my life. I had never met someone whose passion overflows so much that it fills those around him with light and wonder, until I met Edward. Oh and he makes some damn fine movies! In short, Edward Rocks Muchly!
August 8, 2004
Eward is just too damn cool for words. Brainy, passionate, *never* boring, energetic and thoughtful, his mind sometimes appears to be like a superball, bouncing all over the place.
I guess I found some words after all.
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Love Notes,
Norwescon,
PDX,
Polyamory,
Polyamory PNW,
Screenwriters' Cabal,
SEN, the May King,
Similes,
Washington,
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