Goddammit. Why does this not surprise me?

"According to Tosh, none of ASU's 70,000-plus undergraduate and graduate students could find the time to create a video submission - or, they just didn't care enough to try. And that's why he chose it as the winner, saying, "That campus is full of hotties. And the fact that they could care less about our show drives us crazy.""

Shit, I may be forced to visit my alma mater in September.

Matt, you, of all of the people on my friends list, may be able to appreciate the irony of this the most.