joined on 04/07/08
last updated 09/16/08
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about me
I engage in labors of invention, engineering and dentistry of no small import (or ego), and once founded the Handcar Regatta in Santa Rosa’s picturesque West End in 1872.
My pioneering work in high-pressure, steam-powered, dentistry was considerably ahead of its time and, though I was ushered unceremoniously out of the West End by an unappreciative mob of angry, toothless Santa Rosans in the spring of 1873.
Krank-Boom-Clank Hoisting Funds for Contraptions, Delight
(blog entry)
~ BENEFIT ~
Those local charmers and wunderkinds of the backyard tool, Krank-Boom-Clank, are set to tear up The Toad and RAISE FUNDS with BIG WHEEL shenanigans and raffle prizes of WORTH!
Grab your Velocipede and make haste to Railroad Square ...
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Hollis Hawthorne - Fellow Artist and Friend in Need
(blog entry)
I would like to draw attention to the intolerable plight of Ms. Hollis Hawthorne, a bicycle dance troupe member of The Derailleurs (which is related to The Sprockettes).
www.myspace.com/bayareaderailleurssprockettes.org/
Pleas...
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This and other consummate hand-drawn portraits of E.P. Kitty's Fami...
photo posted 09/16
Neverwas Haul Goggles For Handcar Regatta Race Prize
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FIFTY YEARS EXPERIENCE IN MANUFACTURE!
And pronounced the best ocular protection for family use and The Handcar Regatta Racing Prize -- handcar-regatta.com, including the coveted
"ISAMBARD KINGDOM BRUNEL" AWARD IN GREATEST FEAT OF EN...
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Handcar Regatta Preview at Bicycle Santa Rosa Fest, Friday, July 4th
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EXTRA! EXTRA!
Bike Sonoma presents The Fifth Annual Bicycle Santa Rosa Fourth of July Festival and Ride on Friday, July 4, 2008 from 11:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m. at Juilliard Park, downtown Santa Rosa, CA.
bikesonoma.org/BSR.html
Peda...
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~ BENEFIT ~
Those local charmers and wunderkinds of the backyard tool, Krank-Boom-Clank, are set to tear up The Toad and RAISE FUNDS with BIG WHEEL shenanigans and raffle prizes of WORTH!
Grab your Velocipede and make haste to Railroad Square and help K-B-C help YOU revel in the imminent delights of pedal-powered-gizmos for The People!
~ MARK THE DATE ~
Sunday, June 28th, 2009, 2pm — 7pm
Toad in the Hole Pub — 116 5th Street, Railroad Sqr., Santa Rosa
www.thetoadpub.com/
~...
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I would like to draw attention to the intolerable plight of Ms. Hollis Hawthorne, a bicycle dance troupe member of The Derailleurs (which is related to The Sprockettes).
www.myspace.com/bayareaderailleurssprockettes.org/
Please visit Friends of Hollis to read more and to help:
www.friendsofhollis.blogspot.com/
CRITICAL INJURY
I loathe to attend the horrid details, but Ms. Hawthorne suffered a grave accident whilst traveling in Pondicherry, Tamil Nadu, India. S...
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FIFTY YEARS EXPERIENCE IN MANUFACTURE!
And pronounced the best ocular protection for family use and The Handcar Regatta Racing Prize -- handcar-regatta.com, including the coveted
"ISAMBARD KINGDOM BRUNEL" AWARD IN GREATEST FEAT OF ENGINEERING
And those who have not hitherto proved their efficacy would do well to grant them a trial.
PRIZE GOGGLES by Neverwas Haul
are proven the most reliable remedy known to mankind for profuse projectiles, racking-halitosis, playa-eye, b...
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EXTRA! EXTRA!
Bike Sonoma presents The Fifth Annual Bicycle Santa Rosa Fourth of July Festival and Ride on Friday, July 4, 2008 from 11:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m. at Juilliard Park, downtown Santa Rosa, CA.
bikesonoma.org/BSR.html
Pedal in to preview The Great Handcar Regatta at our well appointed stripey tent of curious treasures and fiendish oddities!
The thoroughly irrepressible Krank-Boom-Clank will be causing a stir upon their manifold conveyances of pedaling whimsey for ...
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As the wonders of the industrial age never cease, The Great Hand Regatta is about to set stage for the inestimable artifact that is:
NEVERWAS HAUL
This September 28th, 2008, “The Haul” shall find yet another home of plenitude and promise in sunny Santa Rosa, CA, at The Great Handcar Regatta! More info, electro-luminescent renderings, and moving pictures to be found thusly:
handcar-regatta.com/2008/06/...-regatta/
To date, Neverwas Haul and ...
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! Baby Seal Club !,
707,
707 Burners,
Aroma's,
Bike Pirates,
Brethren of Botany Bay,
Burning Bikes,
Burning Regions,
Cyclecide,
Harmony Festival,
Kinetic Steam Works,
La Legion Fantastique,
NBay Burners,
Neverwas Haul,
NORCAL FIRE SOCIETY,
NorthBay,
santa rosa community market,
Santa Rosa Fire,
Sonoma ArtCast,
Sonoma County Pagan Network,
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