Dispatches of Distinction

EXTRA! EXTRA! NEVERWAS HAUL DESTINED FOR HANDCAR REGATTA

   Tue, June 10, 2008 - 2:16 PM
As the wonders of the industrial age never cease, The Great Hand Regatta is about to set stage for the inestimable artifact that is:

NEVERWAS HAUL

This September 28th, 2008, “The Haul” shall find yet another home of plenitude and promise in sunny Santa Rosa, CA, at The Great Handcar Regatta! More info, electro-luminescent renderings, and moving pictures to be found thusly:

handcar-regatta.com/2008/06/...-regatta/

To date, Neverwas Haul and her delightful crew of crack engineers and brazen lasses, this fairer sex often seen shamelessly taking to hand a wrench or two themselves, have been the toast of fabled towns such as the illustrious Black Rock City, NV, Oakland and San Jose, CA, and, of course, New Amsterdam, London, and mighty Shangri-La across the frozen seas, among others townships too numerous to recount here.

“WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT!?” shall be the wide-eyed shouts of giddy disbelief from honored guests at The Great Handcar Regatta!

Three Cheers and Huzzah for Neverwas Haul!



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