Male

The highlights:
* Dance salsa, swing, vintage, ballet
* Vegetarian, but not rabid
* Read non-fiction, don't watch much TV. Love American history.
* Love to travel, but it's just not as much fun solo.
* Love math and science, and somehow possess reasonable social skills
* Motivated, driven and other first-child characteristics.

I am a man:
* Men like to bbq. Men will cook if danger is involved.
* Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
* Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
* A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe.
* If a man prepares dinner for you and the salad contains three or more types of lettuce, he is serious.
* If it is not Valentines day, and you see a man in a flower shop, you can probably start up a conversation by asking, "What did you do?"
* Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause - you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles.
* Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is.
* If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming too high.
* Men are like parking spots. The good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped.