Justin digs the desert cacti, but never suspected
they stole the P-wing ba-bomb ba-bomb-ba
hear me all you warp-whistle flautists,
princess peach smells like a peach
under that tea-cozy skirt shirt bloom
japanese shy guys found fuckin'
you closet beanstalk humpers
leavin' yoshi blushin'
n' pluckin' up all those illusory radishes
turned slot machine fodder
in reciprocal shadow-domains
his tongue is even longer!

The star road is under construction
cause Toad stood by when frozen rockets
blasting out in cold stool samples
good heavens! what a dream!
a honking theme from deadly french horns
emitting rapid water blastcannon
flight school, egg-drooling dino-mutants
Head's UP! A heavenly 1up from Bowser's fungal gourd
So smash your head into ?-boxes
Think plumber, think!
cognition slowed from repetitious red brick headaches
but money makes you live longer, you know?
Sunshine gold mine, corruptin'
mario's gold mind
& gold is the only precious thing
cause Ganon's raided the silver stream,
"Princess Zelda,
come over here!
I've found your missing Link.
That elvish twink
is not what he appears.
He's absconded off with
old princess pink."
(an 8-bit ménage à trois me thinks)

This is the super-mario revolution
& King Koopa builds a stupa
& fills it with the ashes of the troopa
& sulpherous vapors from burnt fire-flowers
In the Choco Island fortress warp zone
Ludwig von Koopa blesses you with angelic-turtle balm
& goombas loom in their typically slow way
& the ghost mansion is on its second mortgage
& BOO guy needs a second scare job

Luckily, Wario found an autumn maple leaf
& another raccoon loses its tail