it's coincidentally been 1 year since i wrote about eve here. add to that the rarity with which i visit this site, let alone stumble across my good friend eve's little page, and you've got a perfectly good pile of synchronistic reasons that i should now write "fuck your mother in the eye with a giant crooked cucumber!"

Best. Boobs. Ever
Plus the heart between them is pretty amazing too.

is that "-vert" as in "introvert" or "extrovert"?

Eve is astounding.
Imaginative.
Insightful.
Fun as hell.
Cute as a button....
and of course as sexy as a Roaring Twenties striptease artist!
;)

Eve is awesome! Above all, she's the most unselfish person, ever. She lets you borrow her kitchen appliances and she's completely cool with you not returning them for like, months! She writes sweet testimonials about her friends, and doesn't get mad at you when you don't write one back!
I was once left to starve in the desert with this girl. To survive, we had to make cheese sandwiches using a shovel as a frying pan (we were kinda short on kitchnware, see)!

If that's not how you bond with a person, I don't know what is.

Eve is dope. Word.

Ok, now Eve is totally rad AND also has sexy pictures.

Eve is totally rad. But she needs more (more than zero) sexy pictures of herself on here!


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