I'm not sure where to begin or how long to make this. I will never question why Mr F and I are friends or how did we ever become friends all I know is that there is only one person to thank.
Thank you James Darren McDougal. I have no clue what you do or where you are, besides the fact the you were such a dork you were the one who introduced me to Mr F while we served our country back in the 90's.
It's been close to 15 years since this friendship began and even though we live on opposites sides of the nation we have still found time for eachother.
F has saved my Ass and litterally saved my life several times and I will never ever forget these acts of courage and dedication to what I feel is the ultimate friendship. He has filled my head with knowledge of computers,compassion for life and people, and determination for happiness.
He has introduced me throught the years to several of his close friends and they too are people that are truely amazing, kind, thoughtfu, way smarter than me and damn Freaky at times, some are Freaky all of the time. I would like to thank all of them that know me for accepting me into your circle.
I will always wish Mr. F nothing but great success in life and eternal happiness in Love with his amazingly intellectual wife and beautiful daughter.

ONE LAST NOTE..............
When we were in the Army together we belonged to the same Battalion in the Signal Corps. I was in company C (Charlie) and our motto was "Charlie Rock". Outside of my companies headquarters was this huge rock painted orange to always remind us of our history and that we are rock hard soldiers.
Well as time has past I've come to parallel Mr. F with this rock
Your are my rock F
Thanks for always listening to me and attempting to fill me with much needed wisdom in my life.
When the super volcano explodes I want to be on your team
PEACE & LOVE FOREVER
TommieBoy

I hope I didn't go overboard in this testimonial, but I thought just to be myself and express what I truely feel about this man.

Mr. F is the best security gaurd at Eros ever!! He has let me in several times for free. While he protects us he also participates, and damn he is cute in his uniform/unitard.

F is by side kick, he is the father of mind fuck theater, clowns, and piarates! when I go hiking with F, we always stumble across hidden pathways leading to the unknown, using animal bones as our land marks to find our way back! Never fuck with F, because his boobie traps will kill you!!

i could tell you a lot about this man, but then i'd have to kill you. F is my love, my life, my partner in crime. everything else about him is only given out on a need to know basis.

How do I feel about F? The 'F' is for FREEK baby, and don't you forget it! Well, when it's not for FIER. Or F*CK.