Here I humbly attempt to pay homage to a very clever woman who knows how to express herself. She's successfully utilizing her blessed talents and earned skills to tattoo and pierce her own permanent niche in this plane of existence. Her genuine character does not subscribe to society’s tools of greed or selfishness for success. Instead, she is naturally equipped with divine characteristics the majority of our species thinks exists exclusively in the dictionary, relegated to mere definitions instead of common practice; honor, loyalty, generosity, and wisdom. Because these traits flourish within her with such purity, she has historically found herself victim to slothful opportunists using her goodwill to replace efforts of their own responsibility, while having the nerve to skew the definition of what it means to be honored with the prestigious status of "FRIEND". Beware one and all! This lady's eyes are open to those without merit! Her personal confidence and esteem grow exponentially on a daily basis; so too rise the standards, ethics, competence, and protocols she now requires from those who would fancy themselves worthy to be knighted "FRIEND" from this newborn Goddess! Afford unto her nothing but the most noble of yourself, for she will no longer tolerate input tainted with hidden agendas, ulterior motives, and untrue or incomplete information. Nor will efforts that deviate from goals, promote procrastination, or rob potentials.

I love this woman but I wish she would spend more time with her family, that's right, she impregnated me and left me for dead! Now I have to look after her clown spawns from hell all alone. Send a check please, they need to eat.

This girl's amazing. You will never meet another fucking person like her if you live two lifetimes. She's insanely brilliant, like a police search light, she's down for what ever...which is a compliment I can't give hardly anyone, and she's a true friend, not to mention, she's the hottest clown ever.
What can I say she's one of my best friends.
Since I've met her, our lives have never been the same.

I Love Joni!

Creative, inspirational, psychotic, funny, sweet, beautiful and she can cook!

Joni will you marry me?