November 26, 2003
Webster's Dictionary defines J.R. Brown as "The most awesomest mother fo this side of Walton's Mountain." It is true. He has experienced so much hardship for the tender age of 24, such as his Grandfather's fatal encounter with a lion while on safari in Africa. Jur even traveled to californ-aye-ay with nothing but the clothes on his back, sweet chuck (snappy joe) in one arm, and his precious birdhouse in the other. He is the court jester from Rochester who looks like Lincoln from below. J.R. is such a sweet old soul with an as that won't quit. I have had so much fun with him noping, checkin out da fine ladies, walking like 20 miles, texting till the cows come home, talking about our screwed up families, and generally just having a good time. Even though he has no feelings, he is a great giver of hugs and advice. He is geniously funny and will one day make "James Brown" a household name. er.. yeah. I love this boy and his little socks! Egg salad fo life! Rock over London, Rock on Chicago, Taco Bell make a run fo the borda! I shall now express my feelings the only way I see fit besides rhythmic dancing: one of those letter poem thingies.
J- Jester from Rochester!
.- uh, a dot
R- Running. (we don't get it)
.- um, a period
B- Beloved Birdhouse
R- Rahjizzle? NO! REESE!
O- Orange! He likes Orange!
W- White socks (not as in baseball)
N- Newcastle!
P.S. Oh yeah- I wanted to participate in that JELL-O wrestling event. Not to try and win the title of J.R.'s best girlie friend (who the fuck wants to have to hang out with that ass clown?), but because it sounds rockin and I heard Bill Cosby's gonna ref.